Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Lovesick, my Ass!  

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Cranberry - Apr 29, 2004 8:26:32 pm PDT #202 of 668
I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning -- that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe with meaning? What does that mean?

Good to hear. I didn't want to see her spiral any further into insanity.

Which is your favorite of all the unaired episodes? I've only seen up to Lovesick Ass, and I'd have to go with Crime Dog as my favorite. I like non-linear episodes, and it had the priceless slow-motion scene. I don't know that I've liked any of the scripts I've read more than that.


Kat - Apr 29, 2004 8:30:21 pm PDT #203 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Brass monkey and then some. It brings both the funny and the pain.


Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2004 8:49:10 pm PDT #204 of 668
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Is Eric's lack of a spine ever explained; or is he simply a wimp at heart?


Kristen - Apr 29, 2004 9:05:05 pm PDT #205 of 668

I think the general consensus is he's just a wimp at heart.

Or maybe Heidi-Ho sucked his spine out through his dick.

50/50.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 30, 2004 12:00:51 am PDT #206 of 668
What is even happening?

Now I'm afraid to read the scripts. I don't want to not love Eric. I don't want to see Jaye all broken.


Sue - Apr 30, 2004 3:22:27 am PDT #207 of 668
hip deep in pie

I have to say that reading Cocktail Bunny didn't kill my love for Eric, but I realize that I don't have a strong impression of how that character plays from the script. For me, Jaye left off the page, Eric, NSM.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 30, 2004 3:42:39 am PDT #208 of 668
What is even happening?

I have no strength of character. I went on a jag this morning, and read all the scripts available for the episodes I haven't seen. And I didn't even read them in order. I'm a 'shipper, dammit. You can tell by the order in which I read them:

Cocktail Bunny (is this aka Brass Monkey?)
Safety Canary
Lying Pig
Lovesick Ass, then
Crime Dog.

I need to go boil my shipshipshippy self in bleach.

(I don't hate Eric. I am broken for Jaye, though.)

It's been so long since I've rewatched the four episodes I do have, that in my head, the role of Eric is now being played by Matthew Fox, except for select moments, when I manage to remember TL. I am having a hard time imagining Jewel in the Heidi 'ho role, because I like Jewel and hate Heidi, because I'm shipshipshipper. Shoot. I should have waited.

Oooh! I just realized I missed Muffin Buffalo. Might as well go read that one, too.


tiggy - Apr 30, 2004 5:16:56 am PDT #209 of 668
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

just got finished reading Cocktail Bunny. wow. poor Jaye. it didn't cure my WTF?! feelings on Eric and the remarrying of Heidi-Ho.


lori - Apr 30, 2004 10:02:40 am PDT #210 of 668

"Heidi-Ho, Gotta Go!"

I love how Mahandra and Aaron both always jump to Jaye's defense, even when they are personally befuddled by her apparent whackitude. Fiercely loyal.

Jaye is clearly too good for Eric. That boy started out great, but his spine totally leaked out his ass. Eww.


Allyson - Apr 30, 2004 10:12:07 am PDT #211 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, see, that's the thing. I was always suspicious. Guys who date Heidi Hos deserve their pain. They don't deserve Jayes.