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Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

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Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2007 7:52:41 am PST #7887 of 10001
brillig

You know, Connie, you're one of the few Buffistas I've never met.

fnord I'm a sockpuppet artifact created by the software when it got bored.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 8:13:11 am PST #7888 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I just talked to someone at the Barron County Register of Deeds. They have no record of a Guy Straley passing away recently.

However, that's not 100% conclusive, as if he passed away in another county or another state, they say they wouldn't have record of it. (Which could have happened if he was seeking treatment at some other facility out of the county.)

The woman I talked to suggested I call the funeral home in Cameron. (If I understood her correctly, there's only one.) I don't have that number.

eta: The woman I talked to was very nice. She checked with someone and found out that since I only wanted confirmation, not a death certificate, she could tell me over the phone.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2007 8:17:28 am PST #7889 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks for calling, Tom. It's not a positive confirmation one way or the other, but it's useful information. Didn't die in Barron County.


Polter-Cow - Jan 03, 2007 8:20:04 am PST #7890 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's going to be hard to prove that Guy Straley did not die. Perhaps we should think of ways to prove he's still alive. Posting on the wiki is sketchy but not conclusive.


Jon B. - Jan 03, 2007 8:22:22 am PST #7891 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The woman I talked to suggested I call the funeral home in Cameron. (If I understood her correctly, there\'s only one.) I don\'t have that number.

Googling Cameron Wisconsin funeral home turned up an address and phone number.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 8:22:43 am PST #7892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I'm wondering - since he was a Wisconsin resident, would the state office (Dept. of Health and Family Services) have to know? I mean, even if he died out of state, I would think they'd have to notify the proper authorities in his state of residence.

eta: OK, it seems I was wrong about this. They would only have records for deaths in Wisconsin.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 03, 2007 8:25:14 am PST #7893 of 10001
What is even happening?

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Jon B. - Jan 03, 2007 8:26:20 am PST #7894 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Mark Rausch Funeral Services


brenda m - Jan 03, 2007 8:26:50 am PST #7895 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Just to note for the record that Cameron is a small, rural town - if one were hospitalized, it's very likely that it would be outside of the county, or even the state, given the proximity to Minnesota.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 8:30:36 am PST #7896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I called the funeral home; they're gonna call me back (only a receptionist there now).

Just to note for the record that Cameron is a small, rural town - if one were hospitalized, it's very likely that it would be outside of the county, or even the state, given the proximity to Minnesota.

I was thinking the same thing. But odds are he passed away either in Wisconsin or Minnesota.