My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Atropa - Jan 02, 2007 12:33:17 pm PST #7749 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Everyone knows I'm just a figment of all of your imaginations. Clovis, on the other hand, is very real.


Sue - Jan 02, 2007 12:33:29 pm PST #7750 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I am, in fact, a 50 year old gay man.


erikaj - Jan 02, 2007 12:35:22 pm PST #7751 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, so the dirty thoughts I have had about Victor are more threatening to my sanity than to a non-existent marriage. I am surprisingly all right with that.


DavidS - Jan 02, 2007 12:35:29 pm PST #7752 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wow. I think I want my death to involve the word "wherewithal."

"Though stomped to death in a stampede of Veronica Mars fans, Sunil still had the wherewithal to order a chicken sandwich with his dying breath."


JZ - Jan 02, 2007 12:35:55 pm PST #7753 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Betsy tells me I am 100% authentically real. She hasn't told me real what yet.


Polter-Cow - Jan 02, 2007 12:36:23 pm PST #7754 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's the ticket.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2007 12:38:36 pm PST #7755 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow. I think I want my death to involve the word "wherewithal."

P-C lacked the wherewithal to keep living....

eta: Hec's is better....


Polter-Cow - Jan 02, 2007 12:44:38 pm PST #7756 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey! That is NOT the ticket.


JZ - Jan 02, 2007 12:45:47 pm PST #7757 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, if we're putting in obit vocabulary requests, I want "gumption" or possibly "stick-to-itiveness."

Out of all the weird/fishy stuff, the bit that sticks out most for me is the tale of the sold-but-unpublished novel with the retained advance in 2003 and then again (with added broken scanner and bouncing synopsis emails) this past summer. Yet, still not mad, except at myself for never twigging at all to anything even though it seemed many other Buffistas had their pseudar on alert. Gus was/is just that charming, damn him/her/it.


§ ita § - Jan 02, 2007 12:49:47 pm PST #7758 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, really, the biggest tipoff was him not letting me marry Seamus.

Totally implausible.