Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Eddie - Nov 18, 2005 4:57:15 pm PST #5946 of 10001
Your tag here.

(oops, almost said warned)

Nooooooooooo! runs screaming

Now I'm riffing on Monty Python's The Knights who say Ni, only "Warned".

Warned! Warned! Warned!
Oh! Ow! Stop! What is it you want?
We want... a shrubbery!
A what?
Warned! Warned! Warned!
Please, please! No more!

Ok, nevermind... too many asscaps anyway.


Consuela - Nov 19, 2005 11:53:04 am PST #5947 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

You know, I wasn't going to come into Kafka, because that way lies madness, but if I hadn't I would have missed Nutty's riff on svelte and non-mustachioed Teddy Roosevelts, and that would have been very sad.

::loves on Nutty::

By the way, I'm not sure, but I suspect the Cheesebutt document needs to be updated. There's some language in there about how we've never consolidated threads (wrong) and maybe a few other historical points which are no longer true.


DCJensen - Nov 19, 2005 12:07:34 pm PST #5948 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Eddies in the ti—

Never mind.


Fred Pete - Dec 07, 2005 5:32:40 am PST #5949 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

We are barely 125 posts from needing Natter 41. And a title.

How about, "Almost the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything"?


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 5:38:25 am PST #5950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey, this is our last chance to name a thread The Year of the Penguin.


Kat - Dec 07, 2005 5:45:55 am PST #5951 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nope.

I think it needs to be Natter 41: Why do I click on ita's links?!


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 5:46:47 am PST #5952 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Either one would make me happy.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 07, 2005 5:48:41 am PST #5953 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

it'as links

and save the H2G2 refs for 42?


Jon B. - Dec 07, 2005 5:53:53 am PST #5954 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

42 is also the number for a Buffista Quorum.

"Natter 41: Almost a quorum"?


Laura - Dec 07, 2005 5:55:14 am PST #5955 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Natter 41: Why do I click on ita's links?!

Yes.