Bitch thread naming was mentioned in thread. Some Spike quote suggestions:

I think I'm sobering up.
So when do we destroy the world, already?
That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
Every day a fresh bout of torture.

Good choices, Deena.

I like: Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.

Can we incorporate Internet Aspergers in there? As in, "look, some people have internet aspergers, and we can't go back to the day you were born and raise you up all over again so learn that it isn't polite to pee on the rug and chew with your mouth open, or stick your gum under the table here at the community rec center. If you've metaphorically taken a whiz on our Thanksgiving turkey, we'll let you know in thread. Do not argue with our ways. We've survived two board closures and twenty-five thousand posts in Bureaucracy, and this is how we do it in the B.org."

Or you know, don't riff on the OC.

Okay. It was only funny to me.

I get it.

Fine.

I'm leaving.

That one's my favorite too, Hec.

Mine too!

Pfft. You call that leaving? You're supposed to flounce, dammit!

And, hey, don't you look at me in that tone of voice, missy. It's right there in the unwritten laws. Or maybe the FAQ filk. Or the cheesebutt document. Or one of msbelle's unread emails. Who runs this place, anyway?

Those are all good, Deena.

I, for one, like "That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure." With all the new moms around, it almost seems like our mantra right now.

msbelle is being nice about the FAQ thing. I said I would help during a slow period and then it stopped being slow. I really do almost have it finished though, I promise. I will try to finish his weekend.

Perkins, there are 5 of us including you working on it.

ita, I cannot forward it to you now, I have deleted.

Sophia, have noted new address.

Oh. Never mind what I said about msbelle being nice then.

it's not true.