I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


amych - Nov 16, 2004 10:20:34 am PST #2990 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

in the new bitches thread there are three number 13 posts instead of 11, 12 & 13. It's 13,13,13

It happens when people hit post at the same moment. Although the 13iness of this one is extra fun.


deborah grabien - Nov 16, 2004 10:22:20 am PST #2991 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Did someone say "cookies"?

Yes, I did. But I'm going to need some convincing to share them outside of Bitches.

(munching light airy lemon cookies) mmmmmmm........


Jon B. - Nov 16, 2004 10:29:51 am PST #2992 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Butbutbut... if it weren't for me, you'd still be waiting for Bitches to open... You'd be outside... in the rain... catching your death of cold.... Bitchless.


deborah grabien - Nov 16, 2004 10:50:08 am PST #2993 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh, well, in that case....

(passes the cookies and some chocolate cherry fudge torte)


Topic!Cindy - Nov 16, 2004 10:57:22 am PST #2994 of 10001
What is even happening?

I do believe Jon did debut his FAQ-Girl FAQ in the Bitch thread. In my book, he's a Bitch.


DXMachina - Nov 16, 2004 11:11:04 am PST #2995 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

There's a FAQ-Girl FAQ?


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2004 11:14:36 am PST #2996 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a FAQ-Girl FAQ?

Yes. It's explained in the FAQ-Girl FAQ FAQ.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 16, 2004 11:15:16 am PST #2997 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh yes, DX. Shortly before the Somerville leg of Nilly-Tour, Jon posted a delightful girlfriend FAQ in Bitches. It's how FAQ Girl got the name FAQ Girl.


Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2004 11:19:14 am PST #2998 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Speaking of Nilly:

Jon B. "Spike's Bitches 17: Hostile?" Aug 22, 2004 4:44:19 pm PDT


Jon B. - Nov 16, 2004 11:33:03 am PST #2999 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Huh. I thought DX was the one who coined the phrase "FAQ Girl." Who was it, if not him?