It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jon B. - Oct 26, 2004 12:27:58 pm PDT #2752 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I would use Spoilers Lite. The rules for the old thread were, IIRC, no hardcore spoilers PERIOD. TV Guide descriptions and casting in white font.


Jesse - Oct 26, 2004 12:32:30 pm PDT #2753 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I thought I'd start signing us up for affiliate programs, and uncommongoods wants site stats. Monthly Unique Visitors would be 500-5000, right? How about Monthly Page Views? The categories are all bounded by 5*10^x. (God, I'm a geek.) Visitors are both genders and all ages, right? Do we have anyone under 18 around?


Jesse - Oct 26, 2004 12:48:53 pm PDT #2754 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I threadsucked and found stats, but they are all bandwidth or visitors. Is there any way for me to approximate page views from bandwidth?


Jesse - Oct 26, 2004 12:56:42 pm PDT #2755 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Here's our Powell's Link: [link]


Jesse - Oct 26, 2004 1:02:42 pm PDT #2756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I'm just going to keep posting. Do we "promote sexually explicit materials"? If so, amazon doesn't want us.


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2004 1:06:00 pm PDT #2757 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do we "promote sexually explicit materials"?

No. We just talk about them.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 26, 2004 1:08:37 pm PDT #2758 of 10001
What is even happening?

OK, I'm just going to keep posting. Do we "promote sexually explicit materials"? If so, amazon doesn't want us.
Heh. That's sort of funny, because I've just been sitting here hoping we wouldn't call a spoiler thread "spoiler sluts".

Okay, possibly only funny to me.


Lee - Oct 26, 2004 1:12:22 pm PDT #2759 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does fanfic count?


Gus - Oct 26, 2004 1:15:03 pm PDT #2760 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I think amazon classifies promote "sexually explicit materials" as "pictures".

As far as I can tell, they will still sell you a copy of "Tropic of Capricorn."


Lysana - Oct 26, 2004 1:17:12 pm PDT #2761 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

As far as I can tell, they will still sell you a copy of "Tropic of Capricorn."

I bought books on BDSM from Amazon. And I just realized I should've used the Buffista link to do it. Because, well, duh.