My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jessica - Jun 04, 2004 2:05:18 pm PDT #1322 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was about to ask...


Dana - Jun 04, 2004 2:05:59 pm PDT #1323 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What? Oh. Um. Yeah. I knew that.

No mocking me on my birthday!


Gus - Jun 04, 2004 2:06:14 pm PDT #1324 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I am looking at the latest post in Bureau. In actual fact, I am typing it. This a Philip K. Dick moment, isn't it?

Am I too on the nose? Is it really my nose?

Oh, Gawd!

Will Tom Cruise butcher my story when it is filmed?


DXMachina - Jun 04, 2004 2:07:57 pm PDT #1325 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I would never mock you on your birthday... much...


Jon B. - Jun 04, 2004 2:17:16 pm PDT #1326 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Shouldn't the post be deleted as well?


tommyrot - Jun 04, 2004 2:17:46 pm PDT #1327 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think the post should be deleted. Otherwise, it's still serving its advertising function, which could be an incentive for more spam.


DXMachina - Jun 04, 2004 2:19:55 pm PDT #1328 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I deleted it, too.

Edited, actually, explaining that it was spam.


Jon B. - Jun 04, 2004 2:20:08 pm PDT #1329 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Looks like ita beat me to it. Thanks.


§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 2:20:16 pm PDT #1330 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure how the poster stood to make any money from that post though.

How is it spam?


DXMachina - Jun 04, 2004 2:21:07 pm PDT #1331 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

He's the one selling the domain names.