Ooh. Wow. That works on so many levels.

Well, there's always --

Natter 5x5: It's Five Feet Tall and It's Five Feet Wide.

Only most people probably won't get it.

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I don't get it.

Could go for "Natter 5x5 - What the heck does it mean, anyway?" or something similar but more clever.

Natter 25: Shave and a Haircut

This one.

(Did anyone else's father (or mother) sing the couplet: Shave and a haircut, two bits. Who ya gonna marry? Tom Mix!)

toast and coffee...

NovaChild, did you watch BtVS? Faith's way of saying everything was fine, was to say "five by five" which is a military/radio communications way of saying "all clear."

5x5 = "five by five"

Nova, they're lyrics from a popular song of the 1940s.

Although I secretly agree to Cindy's choice (of the titles presented so far, anyway - I'm sure somebody will come up with something much better than any of them in the future days), I must protest it's adoption. P-C can't get TWO Natter titles IN A ROW. His ego would grow, like, real big and stuff.

Who knows what kind of monster we might unleash?

ETA: Cindy, yes, I knew that part. My joke came from the fact that nobody knows what it comes from, in the show. As in:

Tara: Five by Five? What does that mean?
Willow: That's just it, nobody knows! It's stupid!

(Not exact quotes. Approximate. From the one before "Who Are You?" whose name I never remember.)

EATA:
Didn't know the radio "all clear" thing, though it makes sense. Still don't know what the heck it MEANS, though. Does it actually come from that song?

Didn't know the radio "all clear" thing, though it makes sense. Still don't know what the heck it MEANS, though. Does it actually come from that song?

NovaChild, five by five is the measure of the strength of the signal:

FIVE BY FIVE: Comes from military radio operators [was in use by time of Korean War (1950-53) and appeared in print in 1954 – see below and] who used the phrase to tell the person they were talking to how well they were being heard. There was a five point scale in two categories, strength of signal and clarity of transmission. A strong, clear signal was coming in ‘five by five,’ lesser signals would be judged with lesser numbers. An similar but less quantitative expression was ‘coming in loud and clear.’ Radio operators, pilots, the military, and others picked up the phrase and used it to characterize generally good circumstances. So when someone says everything is ‘five by five,’ things must be going well and they are doing fine.

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Gah. I think I was happier not knowing what it meant.

Not knocking your fabulous knowledge, though. Trust the buffistas to figure something like that out. =)

That said:

Natter 25: Nuttier than a Planters factory.

(man oh man do I need to go to sleep.)

Natter 25: In case of the removal of the President...