It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2004 11:09:59 am PDT #989 of 9999
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm thinking about just staying drunk through the whole thing.

Wait. There are people who DON'T?!?


JohnSweden - Apr 21, 2004 11:12:28 am PDT #990 of 9999
I can't even.

Wait. There are people who DON'T?!?

So close. I had just put down the coffee cup. Still had a coughing fit, but no splurtage.


vw bug - Apr 21, 2004 11:14:05 am PDT #991 of 9999
Mostly lurking...

No one will be offended if I'm exhausted, bitchy, and incapable of using my brain at all during the F2F, right? In fact, I'm thinking about just staying drunk through the whole thing.

This is, of course, if we both survive the next three weeks or so without killing each other. Now, don't get me wrong...I don't think either of us are going to kill each other intentionally, but it could happen as a byproduct of our stress and bitchiness.


Jon B. - Apr 21, 2004 11:15:28 am PDT #992 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Note to self: Don't sit near Emily or VW on airplane.


Emily - Apr 21, 2004 11:16:21 am PDT #993 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Note to self: Don't sit near Emily on airplane.

Also an excellent plan. No, I won't bother people. Just, you know... expect to be brain-dead.

Or in a really really really fucking good mood, so it could go either way. But not if I don't stop procrastinating and get to work.


DebetEsse - Apr 21, 2004 11:29:19 am PDT #994 of 9999
Woe to the fucking wicked.

DX, I'm going to be doing all the driving, aren't I?

t mumbles always ends up as the designated driver.


DXMachina - Apr 21, 2004 11:32:34 am PDT #995 of 9999
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Heh. The potential drunkeness does not extend to travel days.


lisah - Apr 21, 2004 11:37:34 am PDT #996 of 9999
Punishingly Intricate

where is my tiara?!

I'll bring extra tiaras. I have several and I'm local so no trouble getting them through airport security or fitting into luggage and such.


billytea - Apr 21, 2004 11:41:15 am PDT #997 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

DX, I'm going to be doing all the driving, aren't I?

I can do the designated driver thing, within reason and a Nissan Sentra.


DebetEsse - Apr 21, 2004 12:01:50 pm PDT #998 of 9999
Woe to the fucking wicked.

bt, I was talking about the trip to/from. Carpool from RI!