Hil was the shortest 'fista present, we'd have to stand them back to back and use a ruler to press down their curly hair to know for certain.
But I'm pretty sure sparky has them both topped.
Or, well, bottomed.
I'm stopping now.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
Hil was the shortest 'fista present, we'd have to stand them back to back and use a ruler to press down their curly hair to know for certain.
But I'm pretty sure sparky has them both topped.
Or, well, bottomed.
I'm stopping now.
I AM NOT A FREAK.
I AM NOT A FREAK.
Well, maybe not.
Butchy'are a statistical outlier.
I am not a freak either. My feet reach the ground!
I am not a freak either. My feet reach the ground!
Hee hee. Have you read The Phantom Tollbooth ?
My feet reach the ground!
Are you sure???
I've met you in person now, and those legs didn't look long enough to reach all the way down to the ground to me....
I think the Pulgas Water Temple is currently closed for repairs; it was the last time I wanted to go there. yip.
Please note: I didn't call any of the little people "freaks".
Nor, for the record, did I call them munchkins, shrimps, mini-mes, ankle-biters, elbow-rests, or state now or at any time that they "ain't got no reason to live".
Are you sure???
Definitely. If I could fly I'd know it.
And the Phantom Tollboth is on my bookshelf here at work. Emergency reading on the days when I need to ignore people.
Nor, for the record, did I call them munchkins, shrimps, mini-mes, ankle-biters, elbow-rests, or state now or at any time that they "ain't got no reason to live".
And your restraint is admirable. I think you should put this on your resume: "I am fully able to avoid saying just anything that pops into my head, you goat-buggering mutant."