You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2004 7:48:29 pm PDT #7705 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We have ice packs at the centre. I was so distracted I forgot to get her one.


SailAweigh - Aug 18, 2004 7:52:38 pm PDT #7706 of 9999
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

ita, put the pinky down and back away from Nilly.


Ginger - Aug 18, 2004 7:53:33 pm PDT #7707 of 9999
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ita tried to break Nilly?


Lee - Aug 18, 2004 7:54:11 pm PDT #7708 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am not sure "tried" is the right word there.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2004 7:55:03 pm PDT #7709 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I tried not to, honestly.

She's just...wee.

She's very understanding, given the circumstances.


Maria - Aug 18, 2004 7:55:16 pm PDT #7710 of 9999
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

ita, just because she's going to leave LA tomorrow doesn't mean she has to be broken.

t tongue completely and firmly in cheek


Allyson - Aug 18, 2004 7:57:10 pm PDT #7711 of 9999
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What the hell am I gonna do with this phone?


Maria - Aug 18, 2004 8:00:27 pm PDT #7712 of 9999
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Does it have to be returned for credit? If not, keep it in reserve when you need something to chuck against the wall in a fit of anger. It's what I do with my old phones. Much better than damaging something/someone valuable.


Trudy Booth - Aug 18, 2004 8:10:58 pm PDT #7713 of 9999
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And Nilly is nice.

t finds "don't fuck with" on ita's profile

t underlines

t circles

t circles again


Lee - Aug 18, 2004 8:12:19 pm PDT #7714 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Allyson, this is their mistake, so I think you are within your rights to keep it. if you want to return it, I will get the phone number from Nilly and you can call them when you get back from the wedding.