I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


Kat - Aug 15, 2004 9:01:51 pm PDT #7482 of 9999
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It's like Nillys a WMD.

I'm sure she'll be flattered by that comparison.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2004 9:02:15 pm PDT #7483 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Obviously, your curses, not so effective.

Wait. I have no cake. Maybe the curse misfired.

::checks fridge::

Nope! I'm good.


Trudy Booth - Aug 15, 2004 9:02:55 pm PDT #7484 of 9999
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm sure she'll be flattered by that comparison.

But see, that's where I'm clever. If she EXISTS the comparison is all wrong and doesn't matter.


Lee - Aug 15, 2004 9:03:58 pm PDT #7485 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have no cake, but I do have Trader Joe's Dulce de Leche chocolates, which are kosher, as it turns out.


Kat - Aug 15, 2004 9:04:21 pm PDT #7486 of 9999
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, what you have? Not really cake. Cake should have no raisins in it.


Allyson - Aug 15, 2004 9:06:20 pm PDT #7487 of 9999
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have cake AND pie.


Lee - Aug 15, 2004 9:06:33 pm PDT #7488 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, did I tell you I had to eat the last of the tamarind balls on Friday? I was very sad. I think I must begin my search for them.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2004 9:06:33 pm PDT #7489 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cake should have no raisins in it.

You are a little cursed after all. I bet you think pies can have nuts.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2004 9:07:31 pm PDT #7490 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I must begin my search for them.

This is how lazy people do their research. Create addicts, and set them free.

Go forth, my child!


Kat - Aug 15, 2004 9:10:31 pm PDT #7491 of 9999
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

You are a little cursed after all.

Yes. I am cursed. When I am at your place and I see "chocolate" cake, I'm often cursed with the fact that it isn't what it appears to be and their are RAISINS in it.