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Nutty - Jul 21, 2004 12:59:51 pm PDT #6601 of 9999
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think the short term sleep apnea solution is to build a circuit that only closes when yoru breathing stops. Circuit closes; you electrocute yourself awake; you start breathing again. Unfortunately, this means sleeping with wires up your nose.

For my next trick, I will build an Erector set that can do my taxes.

Aims - Jul 21, 2004 1:03:23 pm PDT #6602 of 9999
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If you build an erector set that can do taxes can the cost of the erector set then be written off as a tax expense??

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 1:43:09 pm PDT #6603 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

they prescribed a CPAP machine.

Am I the only one who read this as CRAP machine?

JenP - Jul 21, 2004 1:46:00 pm PDT #6604 of 9999

Nope.

Polter-Cow - Jul 21, 2004 2:43:51 pm PDT #6605 of 9999
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

This isn't Bitches, but Jon B. has a new tag!

He's been ass-farting for as long as I've known him, so I feel this is an event.

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 3:50:09 pm PDT #6606 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I ♥ Jon Stewart. You missed my Kerry/Edwards slash tag, but I only had that for a week or so. I put 'em all in my profile description.

libkitty - Jul 21, 2004 4:05:04 pm PDT #6607 of 9999
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

If you build an erector set that can do taxes can the cost of the erector set then be written off as a tax expense??

I guess. If you make enough to write stuff off. Of course, why would you then use an erector set for taxes?

I love the erector set idea, because I'm a librarian and make crap for pay. So can't afford a house in this expensive town, and thus can't write off diddly-squat. It makes my taxes just simple enough that I get them almost right on my own. This year, I had to pay, and got that off by $1.12, and got a nifty check from the IRS, complete with $0.02 interest.

Sue - Jul 21, 2004 4:17:16 pm PDT #6608 of 9999
hip deep in pie

To me, Jon's tagline will forever be, "The ass is weirder than you think."

I just booked a ticket to Washington. Wooo!

Java cat - Jul 21, 2004 4:22:11 pm PDT #6609 of 9999
Not javachik

Thanks, DX. I'll leave the hosp. suite language at Fri.-Mon.

Heather, ND, comments?

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 4:25:19 pm PDT #6610 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Awww, thanks Sue! That was my first!

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