I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.

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Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


JenP - Jun 23, 2004 2:23:42 pm PDT #5869 of 9999

All I'm saying is ... somebody needs to give Dana a damn muffaletta (however you choose to define it) before she starts contemplating life with only one eye.


Hil R. - Jun 23, 2004 2:26:11 pm PDT #5870 of 9999
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If you order a cheeseburger and scrape off the cheese and eat it, you have not just eaten a cheese burger. You ate a hamburger.

I've ordered a pattieless Whopper in Burger King. It's a hamburger roll with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickle, onion, and mustard.

But, you're right. If you order a cheeseburger and don't eat the cheese, you've eaten a hamburger. However, if you order a cheeseburger and don't eat the onions, you've still eaten a cheeseburger.


Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 2:26:49 pm PDT #5871 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So if you buy a muffaleta and only eat the olives, you've eaten a muffy?

Well, you've eaten a really specific part of a muffaleta.

Mostly you've blown an awful lot of cash just to eat olive salad.

If you order a cheeseburger and scrape off the cheese and eat it, you have not just eaten a cheese burger. You ate a hamburger.

If you order a cheeseburger and scrape off the cheese, when there was a perfectly good hamburger on the menu -- a) you're a whacko. b) You'll probably have a hard time scraping it all off, thus leaving some behind, thus making what you ate not really a hamberger any more than it was a cheeseburger, and since you've now entered some weird food anomaly zone, the best reference is probably to look at the receipt, which will say CHEESEBURGER on it.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 2:29:20 pm PDT #5872 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you've eaten a really specific part of a muffaleta.

But to go by your previous post, you've eaten a muffaletta. If you lose just the olives, have you eaten a muffaletta or part of one?


Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 2:32:33 pm PDT #5873 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

If you lose just the olives, have you eaten a muffaletta or part of one?

What does it say on the receipt?


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 2:33:51 pm PDT #5874 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What does it say on the receipt?

Same thing as if you lose everything but the olives.


Dana - Jun 23, 2004 2:34:06 pm PDT #5875 of 9999
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Thank you, Jen. Will no one think of me?


Hil R. - Jun 23, 2004 2:34:13 pm PDT #5876 of 9999
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, forget the olives. Say I order a muffaleta without the meat. Just the cheese and olives and whatever else usually goes on it, on the muffaletta bread. Is that a muffaletta? What if someone orders it with all the usual stuff, but without the cheese? What if you add mustard? What about if you put all the usual muffaletta fillings, including the olive salad, onto a bulke roll? What about a sub roll?


DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 2:35:15 pm PDT #5877 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If you order a cheeseburger and scrape off the cheese, when there was a perfectly good hamburger on the menu -- a) you're a whacko. b) You'll probably have a hard time scraping it all off, thus leaving some behind, thus making what you ate not really a hamberger any more than it was a cheeseburger, and since you've now entered some weird food anomaly zone, the best reference is probably to look at the receipt, which will say CHEESEBURGER on it.

This is the most lame rebuttal I have seen this quarter.

In two parts:

If you order a cheeseburger and scrape off the cheese, when there was a perfectly good hamburger on the menu -- a) you're a whacko.

Ditto for Muffaletta eaters who scrape off the olives. Just order an Italian sub, already.

b) You'll probably have a hard time scraping it all off, thus leaving some behind, thus making what you ate not really a hamberger any more than it was a cheeseburger, and since you've now entered some weird food anomaly zone, the best reference is probably to look at the receipt, which will say CHEESEBURGER on it.

You're going to argue trace elements of cheese? Dude, even by sixth grade trying to make your case by trace elements is to concede the entire argument. Trace elements only count in chemistry and criminal forensics .


Hil R. - Jun 23, 2004 2:40:23 pm PDT #5878 of 9999
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ditto for Muffaletta eaters who scrape off the olives. Just order an Italian sub, already.

But an Italian sub isn't the same thing as an oliveless muffaletta. The meat and the cheese can be the same, but everything else is different.