I'm allergic to insect venom: 30 seconds, coma, death supervening if something doesn't happen to prevent it. They found this out after I was bitten by a black widow.

I don't like spiders. I'll rescue small ones and shake them out of doors, but they don't get to hang out in my house. And tarantulas? Spiders with fur coats? Someone's shitting me, right?

We used to get Tarantulas where I grew up in San Diego. We would also get scorpions. I had a few friends with pet tarantulas. As long as you aren't allergic if they do bite it's like a bee sting for most folks.

As long as you aren't allergic if they do bite it's like a bee sting for most folks.

Yep. That would let me out anyway - as Bev says, anaphylaxis, baybee, and zero fun - but frankly, giant arachnids in fur coats are the stuff of nightmares for me anyway.

That's it. Next F2F, we're having showings of Arachnophobia and Eight Legged Freaks.

Next F2F, we're having showings of Arachnophobia and Eight Legged Freaks.

Before or after Jilli, Plei, Susan and I beat you to death with a meat axe, screaming in hysterical panic the whole time?

Before or after Jilli, Plei, Susan and I beat you to death with a meat axe, screaming in hysterical panic the whole time?

Before. I really like Arachnophobia, and I've never seen Eight Legged Freaks.

It's gonna be sad to lose PC.

We're perfectly happy to lock you in the hospitality suite to watch your evil eight-legged buddies wreak havoc. Just let us know when you're done, and we'll let you out.

We're perfectly happy to lock you in the hospitality suite to watch your evil eight-legged buddies wreak havoc. Just let us know when you're done, and we'll let you out.

Can I at least have a hot nonarachnophobic female Buffista in there with me?

Before or after Jilli, Plei, Susan and I beat you to death with a meat axe, screaming in hysterical panic the whole time?

Sorry about losing P-C, as ND said, but they really should film this and show it every Halloween.