Goodness. If it suits better than Sparkles, billytea can be Agammemnon. Which I'm sure I misspelled.
And the lovely Lizard will be Scintilla.
How in hell did you reach the age of forty without learning to never, ever, EVER call a woman a cow?
Thanks for the backup, Deb. I thought all men knew the basic rules: if a woman asks "Does this make me look fat?", you always answer no. And "cow" is not in any way shape or form a nice thing to be called.
And "cow" is not in any way shape or form a nice thing to be called.
You have no idea how long my dating efforts were held back because of the animals
I
think constitute a term of endearment.
You have no idea how long my dating efforts were held back because of the animals I think constitute a term of endearment.
Hmm. "My little koala of love" has a certain ring. "My sweet echnida," NSM.
Hmm. "My little koala of love" has a certain ring. "My sweet echnida," NSM.
Echidna, naked mole rat ("you smell nice"), black vulture, yeah, the list goes on.
And "cow" is not in any way shape or form a nice thing to be called.
No, it certainly is not. And coming from the Brit end, it's really, really not. Any man calls me a cow is looking to pull a crossbow bolt out of one of his butt-cheeks.
Psssst, Deb...seekrit message for you:the link below will probably work to see the pictures you couldn't access before
link for Deb
ETA: So my hair is only about chin length, but I'd love to put it at least partially up for the Prom. Is there anyone staying the the hotel with me who's particularily skilled with hair frou frou who could help me? I cannot do my own. It always ends up looking cute in front where I can see myself and like a squirrel's nest from the back.
Pffft. Bossy cow is totally situation-appropriate, regardless of gender.
Bring your crossbow and evisceration tools if you like. I laugh at your weapons. Ha! Also, I duck and run from your weapons. Wiley and elusive like.
It always ends up looking cute in front where I can see myself and like a squirrel's nest from the back.
That's actually kind of the style out here right now. Folks don't want it to look too fussy.