Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


Miracleman - May 12, 2004 12:29:23 pm PDT #1950 of 9999
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Dude, MM. I know I got some of you...didn't I? Sly bastard.

Black box steal soul. Run from black box. Run!


Sean K - May 12, 2004 12:29:31 pm PDT #1951 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The whole town turned up to watch them leave, and basically agreed that these heroes would be found dead at the first crossroads because they couldn't agree which way to go.

So your group is like the Three Amigos?


sumi - May 12, 2004 12:30:58 pm PDT #1952 of 9999
Art Crawl!!!

sj -- isn't that Teppy and JZ in that first picture?


billytea - May 12, 2004 12:35:28 pm PDT #1953 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So your group is like the Three Amigos?

Pretty much. It's a bit of a problem in combat, really, because frankly they're quite disjointed. But it's too much fun to have it otherwise.

There is one guy who at least acts like he takes it seriously (which is the source of a lot of the party arguments); I have great fun with him.
"I grab the medallion."
"Ok, make a Will save."
[pained expression] "Jeez, this is my worst category. ...I got an 11. What happens to me?"
"...I'm just messing with you, there is no Will save."


DavidS - May 12, 2004 12:35:29 pm PDT #1954 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

sj -- isn't that Teppy and JZ in that first picture?

It is. And those are SA's pictures.


Sean K - May 12, 2004 12:36:55 pm PDT #1955 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"...I'm just messing with you, there is no Will save."

You're an evil, evil man. I like that.

sj -- isn't that Teppy and JZ in that first picture?

Yes, that's Teppy.

And is was SA who put up the photos.


Miracleman - May 12, 2004 12:42:09 pm PDT #1956 of 9999
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"...I'm just messing with you, there is no Will save."

You're an evil, evil man. I like that.

If ever I get back into GMing I'm instituting a policy of paranoia.

Every once in a while I will roll some dice. Then I will yell "Duck!"

Whichever player is the last to duck will get hit with...whatever. A piano randomly flung from a trebuchet. Whatever.

If the completely arbitrary roll actually resulted in flying stuff.


JohnSweden - May 12, 2004 12:46:45 pm PDT #1957 of 9999
I can't even.

"...I'm just messing with you, there is no Will save."

Yeah, you're just hosed. Everything that was your essence, your intellect, gets sucked into the medallion (which audibly burps) while your vacant corpse remains upright, swaying.

The medallion falls from your lifeless hand and lands on the dungeon floor with an appealing metallic clinking.'

It is shiny.


Miracleman - May 12, 2004 12:49:30 pm PDT #1958 of 9999
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The medallion falls from your lifeless hand and lands on the dungeon floor with an appealing metallic clinking.'

It is shiny.

Ooooh. Shiny.

I grab it.


Lee - May 12, 2004 12:52:03 pm PDT #1959 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

and give it to Aimee, who says she likes it, but who is really rolling her eyes at how tacky it is, so she gives it to goodwill.

The end