Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


billytea - May 12, 2004 11:59:57 am PDT #1932 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Make amy's name Hot Buttered!


Miracleman - May 12, 2004 12:00:10 pm PDT #1933 of 9999
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Do not defy me, Louisa!

Make up your mind, tyrannical name-slinger! "Louise" or "Louisa".

Time for a coup. I now decree that Steph's name is Spankwangle Monkeynipples.


deborah grabien - May 12, 2004 12:01:01 pm PDT #1934 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I can live with anti-Bubba.


JohnSweden - May 12, 2004 12:03:41 pm PDT #1935 of 9999
I can't even.

Asswipe is right.

What? It's Cherokee.

And correctly pronounced, Ah-SWEEP-ay

Shall I be named oh Tepperiferous one? Or shall I while out my days, nameless and despairing, wishing I had the will to bask openly in the gentle yet paralyzing wonderous light that is your Teppitudinousness?


billytea - May 12, 2004 12:04:48 pm PDT #1936 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shall I be named oh Tepperiferous one? Or shall I while out my days, nameless and despairing, wishing I had the will to bask openly in the gentle yet paralyzing wonderous light that is your Teppitudinousness?

You can have Sparkles, if you want.


Sean K - May 12, 2004 12:10:36 pm PDT #1937 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No self-respecting adventurer would ever ride an alpaca. That's just silly.


JohnSweden - May 12, 2004 12:12:43 pm PDT #1938 of 9999
I can't even.

You can have Sparkles, if you want.

I wouldn't presume. Plus, Sparkles suits you splendidly. Why would you doubt the Granter-of-names? Are you injured in some way?


Katerina Bee - May 12, 2004 12:12:44 pm PDT #1939 of 9999
Herding cats for fun

(runs off with her TripliKate) Thanks, Billytea!


Lee - May 12, 2004 12:18:40 pm PDT #1940 of 9999
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

don't wanna be wednesday. wanna made up name like everybody else.


billytea - May 12, 2004 12:18:42 pm PDT #1941 of 9999
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

No self-respecting adventurer would ever ride an alpaca. That's just silly.

I don't recall saying he was self-respecting.

It's a great, but not overly useful. character concept. He plays a Gnome called Mayhem, who can cast both divine and arcane spells. Only problem is, he doesn't know how he does it; all he knows is that when he gets worked up, strange things happen. The player has all his spells written on cards. On his turn, he shuffles the cards and draws one at random; and that's what he casts. (He does then try to find the best use of the spell.)

If anyone asks what his profession is, he says he's a gaucho. He's at a loss to explain what a gaucho does, but still. In addition to the alpaca, he has a squirrel familiar called Miguel.

I'm having great fun with it. They're supposed to be a band of heroes riding off into the desert to save it from an unknown great evil, but they spend most of their time arguing with each other. The whole town turned up to watch them leave, and basically agreed that these heroes would be found dead at the first crossroads because they couldn't agree which way to go.