Man, nametags should not be this complicated! I'm assigning EVERYONE new names.
Start with yourself. We'll call you Bossy The Cow Who Is Not Polter-Cow.
Mal ,'Safe'
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
Man, nametags should not be this complicated! I'm assigning EVERYONE new names.
Start with yourself. We'll call you Bossy The Cow Who Is Not Polter-Cow.
Miracleman will be Louise.
I want to be called "Loretta".
Moo, moo.
David's new name will be Senor Flan.
I want to be called "Loretta".
I'm sorry; that's impossible.
I do, however, support your right to have babies.
David's new name will be Senor Flan.
Eh, I've had worse.
I don't do photos.
I'll be the one hiding in my room anyway though, so I should be easy to recognize, and even if I'm not, it won't matter, because I'll be hiding in my room.
Washington braces for frenzy of mating and death.
Wait... death? Is Tim attending after all?
Lee's new name is Wednesday Addams.
Man, nametags should not be this complicated! I'm assigning EVERYONE new names.
In that case, I request Captain Bear's-Breath McKneegrasper.
I'll be the one in the Kilt.
Billytea, you don't get it -- I'm *assigning* names. You don't get to request them.
Your new name is Sparkles.