You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


Rebecca Lizard - Apr 29, 2004 2:14:31 pm PDT #1338 of 9999
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I will be

1) wearing very fancy clothing, becuase I am always overdressed for everything (when I show up to almost-formal events I always feel a little embarrassed to think that someone who didn't know me might think I just misgauged the importance of the event)

2) dancing to whatever is playing

3) hitting on Steph


DavidS - Apr 29, 2004 2:19:26 pm PDT #1339 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You're going to be greyfonting Steph with your girlfriend standing right there? I hope Reema is getting equal alone time with meara or smonster or somebody.


esse - Apr 29, 2004 4:07:06 pm PDT #1340 of 9999
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I hereby request "Rock Your Body"

Thanks, because ya'll will make fun of me if I ask for NSync/Justin Timberlake/JC Chasez. :)

(For ref: not the remix, unless it's the video remix with the extra beatboxing. None of the remixes are as good as the original track. I can supply you with the video version if you can't find it.)


meara - Apr 29, 2004 4:35:11 pm PDT #1341 of 9999

Yep. I'm bringing my laptop and my music library, so we'll have a bit over 15,000 tracks at our disposal.

And unlike at the Soulless Social, will you have some Prince on there, dude??

If folks want to have a hand in what gets into the mix just find some time with me before the Prom

And by "find some time", he means....

Everyone is all excited to see everyone else EXCEPT me! Nobody is going to want to spend time with ME! Everyone else is going to be all fabulous and glam and sparkly and outrageous and I'm just going to sit in the corner eating self-pity corn fritters."]

And then we'll steal the corn fritters. Cause we're evil like that.

Oh! And I think you just have to play No Sex In The Champagne Room.

Ooh. I want to hear this, if for no other reason than that I've only heard it like, three times, and not recently.

Am I the only completely shy-lacking human amongst you all? Surely not.

I'm not completely shy-lacking. Just mostly.

I need to find some of the cool Hindi dance music they play at the International House parties here. It's much more fun to dance to than... well, basically everything else they play at all other parties

Bhangra music!!!

I will, however, be wearing the ankle length black Ralph Lauren that meara chose for me.

And DAMN, is it hot.

And I may actually be wearing a bridesmaid dress. But not an ugly one. I feel like I should wear the one I wore in my sister's wedding again, because it's fabulous.

If I like the music, I can't *not* dance. I will be shaking my booty, by myself if I have to.

And she can bellydance!!


smonster - Apr 29, 2004 5:05:32 pm PDT #1342 of 9999
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think my guiding principle while packing will be "Everything you own that you can't wear anywhere else."

See above re: vintage white dress.

And she can bellydance!!

A little bit. I'm getting good at the shimmying. I may bring my hip girdle, too. I don't have a really swank costume yet, unfortunately.

I hope Reema is getting equal alone time with meara or smonster or somebody.

You misspelled meara *and* smonster, Hec.


Jon B. - Apr 29, 2004 5:14:43 pm PDT #1343 of 9999
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The wedding dress talk reminded me to post this.
t /natter


Emily - Apr 29, 2004 5:19:54 pm PDT #1344 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Actually, I want the cheap kind of swanky.

Say, Steph? If you want categories, I can bring my tailcoat. And I can do stuff with scarves, and accents, and... we can swank it up. We can make you just as fancy as you wanna be. How do you feel about fake eyelashes? And eagle-eye makeup? I'm seeing "heavy duty femme fatale"; what do you say?


Kate P. - Apr 29, 2004 5:35:41 pm PDT #1345 of 9999
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

From Jon's link:

Thank the Lord we didn't have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists. Anyway, it’s a really nice dress as you can see in the pictures. Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this.

The updates are hilarious too.


Volans - Apr 29, 2004 5:40:23 pm PDT #1346 of 9999
move out and draw fire

I posted that link in Natter, and sent it to a couple people, one of whom said he's gotten it from everybody. Guess Mr. Wedding Dress is getting his 15 minutes? (And the dress went for $3800...day-um)

(wish the F2F was this weekend)


Steph L. - Apr 29, 2004 5:46:17 pm PDT #1347 of 9999
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(Edited because my leather pants are real, not imaginary, just cheap, and with no button)

I have seen them, and they are real, and they look good, oh yes they do.

Oh sweet Lord yes. GUH.

Say, Steph? If you want categories, I can bring my tailcoat. And I can do stuff with scarves, and accents, and... we can swank it up. We can make you just as fancy as you wanna be. How do you feel about fake eyelashes? And eagle-eye makeup? I'm seeing "heavy duty femme fatale"; what do you say?

See, I'm torn between (a) wishing I were just naturally the type of girl who does costumes and (b) wishing that un-costumed Teppy was good enough.