Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Beverly - Dec 29, 2003 12:35:10 pm PST #956 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I am the very model of a (memfault) Numenorean. (Thanks to Nutty, I'm almost 100% sure.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2003 1:01:58 pm PST #957 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I got Haldir and his egocentrism. Legolas may be the prettiest, but I'm the snootiest!


amych - Dec 29, 2003 1:15:02 pm PST #958 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Legolas may be the prettiest, but I'm the snootiest!

Dude, I hate to say it, but you're the Tori Spelling-est.


Volans - Dec 29, 2003 3:01:43 pm PST #959 of 3902
move out and draw fire

sheath for Anduril was on Brego at that point

It has a sword in it as it goes galloping away, so I assumed that was the sword Aragorn had been carrying with him up until he got Narsil.

I believe the Weapons and Warfare book discusses the harness for Narsil that enabled Aragorn (Viggo) to actually draw it while wearing it at his hip.

Eowyn's sword hung almost horizontally for a fast draw - there's a really cool photo of Eowyn ready to smite evil.


Kate P. - Dec 29, 2003 5:53:23 pm PST #960 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I am Elrond and his PMS! Fear me! Although my favorite quiz result is Faramir and his alien infestation.

I am the very model of a (memfault) Numenorean. (Thanks to Nutty, I'm almost 100% sure.)

"Third-Age," and wasn't it Jessimoon?

When I saw ROTK this Sunday with a friend, I leaned over to her when Brego goes galloping off and whispered, "Oh shit, my toothbrush!"


Katie M - Dec 29, 2003 5:56:39 pm PST #961 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

*goes to the Appendices*

Faramir is thirty-four when we meet him, and was born three years after Aragorn left Gondor.

Having seen RotK twice now, I feel I can say confidently that I would've been just as happy without about twenty minutes of battle scene. I was thinking about the Scouring, and how while I realize why it was left out I miss the insight it gave us into post-Mordor Frodo, and then I thought "but then I would've had to watch another battle scene" and absolutely quailed.

I also gained some sympathy for whoever it was - Nutty? - who said they were rooting for the much-more-sensible orcs. I definitely noticed more this time that the defenders of Minas Tirith were, er, not so bright. (And Denethor's guards are the worst guards ever. "Hey, it's a guy on a horse with a random short dude with him! That's cool.")


Kate P. - Dec 29, 2003 6:04:51 pm PST #962 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I just figured the guards recognized Gandalf--he had been to the city not too long before, searching for information about the Ring.

You know, I like the battle scenes in ROTK much more than I like Helm's Deep, which is the really interminable one for me. Sure, I could cut some of the Pelennor Fields without difficulty, but given the chance, I'd halve Helm's Deep and then halve it again. Or, alternatively, just use it as my pee-break time. I like the different levels of the Pelennor Fields battle: the orcs on the ground, the Rohirrim on horses, the Nazgul swooping over the city, the giant flaming battering ram, the army of green dead dudes arriving on the ships (though I wish their arrival didn't come right in the middle of the Eowyn vs. the Witch-King scene), the Oliphaunts trampling everything in their path. I especially like how the green dead dudes just totally clean up once they arrive, sweeping over the city like magic scrubbing bubbles.


Katie M - Dec 29, 2003 6:11:08 pm PST #963 of 3902
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I ended up feeling like it was one big battle scene with the occasional cutaway to have Pippin make the point that War Sucks or because Oh Right, We Need A Frodo And Sam Update. I am very much looking forward to the EE, where I hopefully will be able to stop feeling like everything but the battle scenes was kind of shortchanged.

I mean, they were good battle scenes. Just... enough. I got the point.

I especially like how the green dead dudes just totally clean up once they arrive, sweeping over the city like magic scrubbing bubbles.

Heh - I noticed that in my second viewing. Yeah, that *was* good.


Beverly - Dec 29, 2003 7:16:11 pm PST #964 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I am the very model of a (memfault) Numenorean. (Thanks to Nutty, I'm almost 100% sure.)

"Third-Age," and wasn't it Jessimoon?

Thank you! Yes, and yes.

Maybe it's because I've seen TTT many more times than RotK, and lots of behind the scenes clips of the filming of Helm's Deep, so it's almost like a large choreographed dance for me now. RotK seems much more scattered. More viewing and extras needed, obviously.


ted r - Dec 29, 2003 7:35:39 pm PST #965 of 3902
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

I'm Gandalf and his shirking of responsbility-which since I just took over a directing job doesn't seem entirely fair.