One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


§ ita § - Dec 24, 2003 11:18:08 am PST #855 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Aragorn would, if he played, but he would never play so it all twists up on itself.

I mean, it's not like they're killing more than they would otherwise, I think.

I guess they handed the flashy powers to the Elves (I can't wait to get my hands on that Warfare book), so he got the big cheer points. Aragorn got the emotional ones¹ (like Weathertop), and Gimli was the journeyman.

¹ Well, if you leave out every time the hobbits get involved.


victor infante - Dec 24, 2003 12:25:16 pm PST #856 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

We FINALLY saw RotK today. Dear God, I loved it. But I've gotta say one thing:

Hobbits jumping up and down on Frodo's bed? And then Gimli walks in and eyes them with a big, knowing smile? And then Legolas comes in? Slashiest. Scene. Ever.


MechaKrelboyne - Dec 24, 2003 12:36:18 pm PST #857 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

But see, this is the thing: I mark out way more for Aragorn's fights than Legolas's because there's so much straight up swordsmanship and Viggo sells it so well. He brings a total Big Damn Hero vibe to the thing, whereas the big CGI Legolas stunts don't really have much impact beyond eye rolling. To me, anyway.

Aragorn fights in general rule because he conveys that all other considerations, victory, honor, the fate of the world, the fate of the elvish nookie, all that aside, when it's time to draw swords, he's a guy who really likes a good fight.

Viggo does all these little things that sell the fights so well. The little salute before Amon Hen, the WTF take after killing Lurtz, the little swagger he puts on whenever it's about to drop in the pot, all that. Good psychology.

Gimli's fights rule because JRD likes to flatten stuntmen, apparently, but still.

Legolas's FoTR fights ruled because he was the slick one, and it was all pretty and nice. Except for the cave troll, which had that big tell shot when he jumped off. After that, not so much coolness, more fakery.


victor infante - Dec 24, 2003 12:47:15 pm PST #858 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

The only thing that didn't work for me Legolas-wise is riding the shield. I thought the horse was excellent, as was the thing we keep white-fonting.

On the whole, Legolas isn't human, and doesn't move like a human (Or get dirty, or be bothered by snow, et al.) and PJ did a good job of portraying that.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


§ ita § - Dec 24, 2003 12:57:15 pm PST #859 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think Aragorn is supposed to be the Big Damn Hero, and the only one. I mean, I think Legolas is supposed to do the big things effortlessly, with a slight smile.

I'm guessing seamless CGI wouldn't help you, would it? It's a principle thing?

I'm very comfortable with the principle, just a little disappointed with the CGI of various bits, and with the fact that you can kinda tell PJ's reaching for a cheer. And disappointed that we don't get to see more of both sides. But I wouldn't take out the flashy parts -- just add more.


scrappy - Dec 24, 2003 12:58:09 pm PST #860 of 3902
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I'm with Victor--Elves are lighter and stronger and more supple than humans. I liked seeing that demonstrated in the films (except the surfing, which was too modern for me).


MechaKrelboyne - Dec 24, 2003 1:07:48 pm PST #861 of 3902
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

True enough, he isn't human, and the cleanliness and the snow thing both ruled because they're subtle. When you come right down to it, the eye stab with the arrow was, from a realism standpoint, a pretty good way to piss off an Uruk-Hai and break an arrow at the same time, but the scale was small enough that it just came across elvish.

Ita, flawless CGI would probably win the cave troll thing over. It's borderline, but if it looked good enough, I'd say enh, it's just a movie, and hell it did look pretty sweet. I've already forgiven the horse thing because they kind of got shafted into keeping it. I'll wince every time I see the subject of the recent white fonting for the rest of my life, and I'll add some fist shaking to that for The Last Toboggan Ride of The Elf.


§ ita § - Dec 24, 2003 1:12:28 pm PST #862 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I getchya.

My lust for the killer that doesn't break a sweat aside, I think that Legolas's flash supplied a parallel function to Gimli's humour -- and it's all about the deftness of the handling, which has been variable.

It's a bleak story, with depressing fighting, and the odd respite is well appreciated by me.


Beverly - Dec 24, 2003 7:46:20 pm PST #863 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Viggo does all these little things that sell the fights so well. The little salute before Amon Hen, the WTF take after killing Lurtz, the little swagger he puts on whenever it's about to drop in the pot, all that. Good psychology.

It had been quite a while since I'd seen FotR, and Viggo's fighting in TTT was more familiar to me. So the Weathertop scene, which I've read was filmed his first week in NZ, took me aback, a little. He sells that one a little too hard, and it's all in the face, in the grimace.

I know ita's been aghast VM wore his costume and carried his sword when he was off-set, but I do think it paid off. By the time they filmed Amon Hen, and certainly Helms Deep, it had gone far beyond actor and prop. Familiarity, handiness, yes. But also human-ness, weariness, fatigue. Unlike the dwarf, who just kept on hewing, and the elf, who

isn't human, and doesn't move like a human (Or get dirty, or be bothered by snow, et al.)


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 24, 2003 11:41:04 pm PST #864 of 3902
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Victor-- Hobbits jumping up and down on Frodo's bed? And then Gimli walks in and eyes them with a big, knowing smile? And then Legolas comes in? Slashiest. Scene. Ever.

Yes! And do you notice the way Gandalf was looking at them? Naughty Ian!

He brings a total Big Damn Hero vibe to the thing, whereas the big CGI Legolas stunts don't really have much impact beyond eye rolling. To me, anyway.

But that's where it's all personal: to me, Aragorn (movie version) is Big Dirty Hero, and Legolas is hot. Even when he's a) CGI and b) ita's.

Although, on the Aragorn front-- the first time I saw the clean!Aragorn, I thought "yeah, the boy cleans up nice." Which is my impression from the books. But second time? clean!Aragorn doesn't look quite as good when I started appreciating the hot of sweaty!Aragorn in some of the fight scenes.

And my favourite Aragorn scene is still the summoning of the Army of the Dead. I can think of characters who could take a lesson or two in giving rallying speeches from him, and for that matter Theoden. Yes, season7!Buffy, I'm looking at you.