You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


ted r - Dec 20, 2003 6:27:40 pm PST #503 of 3902
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

Well I finally saw it and greatly enjoyed it. I now have to go back and reread all the white-fonted stuff.

Caryn James in the Sunday NYTimes expresses her general dislike of the 3 films. It's one if those "I don't get it, so there must not be anything to get" sort of reviews that are the reason I tend to hold critics as a class in contempt.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2003 6:43:45 pm PST #504 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's one if those "I don't get it, so there must not be anything to get" sort of reviews that are the reason I tend to hold critics as a class in contempt.

What about the 162 critics metered at rottentomatoes that liked it? They don't mitigate the class at all?


ted r - Dec 20, 2003 6:59:11 pm PST #505 of 3902
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

What about the 162 critics metered at rottentomatoes that liked it? They don't mitigate the class at all?

Nope-because I'm sure almost all of them have written that sort of review about other films.

I'll just add here that not having reread the books in many years, none of the changes bother me (since I didn't remember the specifics of the books well enough to notice them).


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 7:00:10 pm PST #506 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I just read the article in question. (It's here.)

Thing is, I wouldn't really call it a review per se. It's basically someone who doesn't like something that's both popular and acclaimed, trying to justify her dislike. Which only works if you do a much better job marshalling your argument than she does. She comes across pretty petulant and snooty. But it's really more a pop culture opinion essay than a critic's review.


Sean K - Dec 20, 2003 7:01:02 pm PST #507 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"I don't get it, so there must not be anything to get"

That's really less that critics as a class are contemptable, but that this particular critic is idiotic enough to think that her opinion is more correct than the hundreds of thousands of people who've given their money over and over again and made the trilogy so successful.

Nope-because I'm sure almost all of them have written that sort of review about other films.

Okay, but maybe those films actually warrented such a review? I mean, not all movies are LotR, so some of them actually deserve such a scornful review, in which case those reviewers should be contempted, n'est pas?


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2003 7:02:50 pm PST #508 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure almost all of them have written that sort of review about other films.

You hold them in contempt because you're sure they've done something you dislike?

It seems a little broad to me, but that's perhaps because I have very little opinion of critics as a class, other than they kinda do the same job. But only kinda, and in different ways.


Susan W. - Dec 20, 2003 7:05:29 pm PST #509 of 3902
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

And for me it's just part of the evaluation process to figure out how closely a given critic's tastes match mine, and therefore how much their opinion should matter to my decision whether or not to watch a given movie.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 7:06:09 pm PST #510 of 3902
brillig

EE spoilers! Yay!

Eomer weeping at the fields, Eowyn and Faramir, maybe even some Eowyn going "Yeah, I lived, whoopee, so what?" and Aragorn getting angsty.

And the Mouth! I'm hoping for lots of Mippin rage/fear/grief on that one.

Yes, the changes do make it a different movie. If this keeps up, they may have to make an Oscar category for "Best Movie You Didn't Get To See Until The EE."


ted r - Dec 20, 2003 7:34:33 pm PST #511 of 3902
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

Okay, but maybe those films actually warrented such a review?

But of course that is subjective. If someone likes something I hate (truly likes it-not just mindlessly takes it in as filler for a couple of hours of their lives) then it has something in it of value for them. The fact that it might have nothing of value for me doesn't change that. And though I will always take my subjective view over that of anyone else, I never lose sight of the fact that that is exactly what it is-MY view. Professional critics, otoh, are paid to forget that. (At least many of them no longer use the imperial "we" that implicitly assumes the reader's agreement.)


Sean K - Dec 20, 2003 7:39:55 pm PST #512 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But of course that is subjective. If someone likes something I hate then it has something in it of value for them. The fact that it might have nothing of value for me doesn't change that. And though I will always take my subjective view over that of anyone else, I never lose sight of the fact that that is exactly what it is-MY view.

So, you're holding in contempt an entire class of people for doing exactly what you do with every movie you see, just because they get paid to do so, and you do not? (though, as with rottentommatoes, that's actually not necessarily the case, either -- some of those reviews are given freely, and thus no different at all)

Professional critics, otoh, are paid to forget that.

Huh. I always kind of figured they were paid to give film reviews, their attitude when doing so naturally varying from person to person.