If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 02, 2005 10:55:55 pm PST #3891 of 3902
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Is it me, or is the Legolas in that picture wearing jeans? The rest I don't mind, but those look a lot like jeans, and that seems wrong.


Kathy A - Nov 09, 2005 11:55:14 am PST #3892 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Someone posted this over in Natter earlier today, but in case you're an advocate of the Natter diet and missed it, Stephen Colbert LotR fanfic!

Also, as a followup, the Flick Filosopher says on her blog that:

[Colbert] and I were in attendence of the same press screening of The Return of the King a couple years ago, and he was so full of beans in anticipation of the film that while we were all waiting for the movie to start, he literally ran around the theater trying to get us all to join him in doing the wave.


Kate P. - Nov 09, 2005 12:21:38 pm PST #3893 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I thought I could not love Stephen Colbert any more than I already did, but lo, I was wrong.


DavidS - Nov 09, 2005 1:12:31 pm PST #3894 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In the current issue of Time (I think that's what I was reading at the newstand) they confirmed that Viggo did indeed present a special candy coated present to Steven Colbert - a portrait of Viggo-as-Aragorn painted in frosting inside a chocolate frame.


sumi - Nov 09, 2005 7:11:51 pm PST #3895 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

That Vito Morgenstern is some kind of guy, isn't he?


Volans - Nov 09, 2005 8:30:34 pm PST #3896 of 3902
move out and draw fire

My secret boyfriend! Mine! You guys beat it! That includes you, Viggo - go make time with Orly or something.


JZ - Nov 10, 2005 8:56:31 am PST #3897 of 3902
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My secret boyfriend! Mine! You guys beat it! That includes you, Viggo - go make time with Orly or something.

::distracts Orly with small shiny object, runs off with Viggo::


sumi - Dec 08, 2005 7:00:22 am PST #3898 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Complete Recordings from the FotR soundtrack is coming out on Tuesday:

Track Listings Disc: 1 1. Prologue: One Ring to Rule Them All 2. Shire 3. Bag End 4. Very Old Friends 5. Flaming Red Hair 6. Farewell Dear 7. Bilbo 8. Keep It Secret 9. Keep It Safe 10. Conspiracy Unmasked 11. Three Is Company 12. Passing of the Elves 13. Saruman the White 14. Shortcut To Mushrooms 15. Strider 16. Nazgûl

Disc: 2 1. Weathertop 2. Caverns of Isengard 3. Give Up the Halfling 4. Orthanc 5. Rivendell 6. Sword That Was Broken 7. Council Assembles 8. Great Eye 9. Gilraen's Memorial 10. Pass of Caradhras 11. Doors Of Durin 12. Moria 13. Gollum 14. Balin's Tomb

Disc: 3 1. Khazad-Dûm 2. Caras Galadhon 3. Mirror of Galadriel 4. Fighting Uruk-Hai 5. Parth Galen 6. Departure Of Boromir 7. Road Goes Ever on ...

Disc: 4 1. [Entire Score]


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 10:46:32 am PST #3899 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tom Scola "Voting Discussion: We're Screwing In Light Bulbs AIFG!" Dec 8, 2005 9:57:27 am PST

Tom suggests closing the LotR thread.


sumi - Dec 09, 2005 5:18:39 am PST #3900 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

CD Universe has the complete soundtrack of FoTR for a bit cheaper than Amazon - if you go for standard shipping.