It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 8:20:24 am PDT #3819 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

FLYUFLZ

*smacks forhead*

I just got it. Bwah!


Aims - Apr 07, 2005 8:24:45 am PDT #3820 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want 9NZGOOL


JohnSweden - Apr 07, 2005 10:09:08 am PDT #3821 of 3902
I can't even.

I want 9NZGOOL

You want the Kiwi rugby team in your pants?!?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 10:10:21 am PDT #3822 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You want the Kiwi rugby team in your pants?!?

I was WAITING for the inevitable goolie joke. Glad to see the buffistas don't disappoint me.


JohnSweden - Apr 07, 2005 10:12:15 am PDT #3823 of 3902
I can't even.

Sorry for the delay -- I had work. It put me off my game. Also, the sun wasn't in my eyes.


Fay - Apr 08, 2005 11:41:15 pm PDT #3824 of 3902
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

nodnodnod

LOVE the movies. Love them. Read the books aged nine, and I'm afraid that after the weepfest and trauma that was the end of TTT, starting off RotK and having to wait and wait and wait and WAIT to find out what the hell happened to Sam and Frodo just killed me. And eventually I skipped ahead. And as a result, the first two books are pretty much inscribed on my consciousness, but I realised that I had actually never read a chunk of RotK. So I got to have this extraordinary mixture of rereading something known by heart AND being mindboggled by all the Rohirim & Gondor stuff (especially Eowyn) when rereading the books last year. Fabulous.

Sam is still my favourite. Love love love love Sam. The Trials of Master Samwise - OMG, the snivelling wreckage that is me when reading. And Sam's attack on Shelob - BLESS his brave wee heart!

blows nose

I bought FotR:EE on DVD at a time when I didn't own a DVD player, and my expectations of DVDs are now very much formed by Jackson's LotR trilogy.


sumi - Apr 11, 2005 7:33:21 am PDT #3825 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Boromir's imaginaary phone


Kate P. - Apr 11, 2005 7:39:25 am PDT #3826 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ha!


Ouise - Apr 11, 2005 10:48:29 am PDT #3827 of 3902
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

A friend of mine who lives in Toronto just auditioned for the LotR musical. They said that she didn't sound "folky" enough based on her height (5'6"). (That phrasing makes me laugh. "I'm sorry, but your folkiness per inch just isn't up to our standards."

She isn't sure if they meant she would have been a human or a hobbit if she'd gotten in.

Anyway, it was an experience! She was number 400-something in line, and that was after the professionals had had a separate set of auditions. She was interviewed by Bravo and some comedy show, so I'll have to keep an eye out for that.


sumi - Apr 18, 2005 10:49:27 am PDT #3828 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Seattle-istas (Nabbed from WX):

Seattle Has Rescheduled the LOTR Trilogy Benefit for April 30:

WHERE: The Seattle Cinerama Theatre - 2100 4th Avenue, Seattle
WHEN: April 30, 2005 - Doors open at 10 am, first film begins at noon
WHY: It’s a fund raiser for Seattle Mental Health
COST: Tickets are $35 in advance and available...
- at www.movietickets.com
- by phone at 206-441-3080, or
- at the Cinerama Box Office (on Lenora Street between 4th & 5th)

SEE ALL THREE IN ORIGINAL THEATRICAL VERSION

For more information please call Deeanne at Seattle Mental Health: 206-302-2251.