Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2005 8:44:34 am PST #3771 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I call Legolas as my travel buddy!

So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days.


Volans - Mar 18, 2005 1:52:47 am PST #3772 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Would they have combined Gollum and Arwen into one character?

I so totally support this, if it involves Liv Tyler being pitched into Mount Doom.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 5:57:23 am PST #3773 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suggested it more for the idea of Viggo having all those soft focus romantic scenes with Andy Serkis' CGI doppelganger.


Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 7:49:52 am PST #3774 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I suggested it more for the idea of Viggo having all those soft focus romantic scenes with Andy Serkis' CGI doppelganger.

Every time I think I've finally seen the wrongest slash pairing EVAH!!!1!, someone always comes along and goes wronger.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 7:58:04 am PST #3775 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Every time I think I've finally seen the wrongest slash pairing EVAH!!!1!, someone always comes along and goes wronger.

I've never seen wronger than Gingrich/Clinton - this isn't even close.

It might beat Riley/Parker, however.


sumi - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:41 am PST #3776 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Look what I found over in Readerville!


Kathy A - Mar 18, 2005 10:13:34 am PST #3777 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm not registered there--what is it?


beathen - Mar 18, 2005 10:21:59 am PST #3778 of 3902
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

obtaining an id and password from bugmenot.com will work to get in


Tom Scola - Mar 22, 2005 4:21:57 am PST #3779 of 3902
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Still more Unused Audio Commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, Recorded for the Return of the King.

CHOMSKY: Mordor, the "dark land." Which you correctly pointed out before we began should be properly known as Orcistan.


Tom Scola - Mar 22, 2005 4:39:22 am PST #3780 of 3902
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

More:

ZINN: Oh, I believe completely that Gandalf was cannily exploiting Sam's latent hobbosexuality from the very beginning. If nothing else, Gandalf is a sophisticated psychologist with a keen understanding of the plight of the closeted Hobbit in the intolerant, provincial Shire. Why else did he select Bilbo as the burglar for Thorin's party in The Hobbit? Perhaps because he knew the company of 13 male Dwarves might be appealing?

CHOMSKY: You mean Bilbo's hobbosexual, too?

ZINN: Well, you know what they call an eleventy-one-year-old bachelor in Buckland, right?

CHOMSKY: Ohhhh.