A "friend" sent these:
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
JohnSweden - Jan 19, 2005 9:21:58 am PST #3591 of 3902
I can't even.
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§ ita § - Jan 19, 2005 9:25:05 am PST #3592 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The phrase "flaccid assholes" will haunt me longer than I want.
Connie Neil - Jan 19, 2005 9:33:10 am PST #3593 of 3902
brillig
Would the words "Work safe" apply to those links?
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2005 9:33:51 am PST #3594 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, they are.
JohnSweden - Jan 19, 2005 9:35:23 am PST #3595 of 3902
I can't even.
sorry, should have been more explicit. Work safe screenies with snark. There is bad language though. (see ita remark)
Una - Jan 19, 2005 12:57:25 pm PST #3596 of 3902
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Be prepared to show them to everyone who hears you giggling....oh dear, tears of laughter.
Beverly - Jan 19, 2005 1:00:31 pm PST #3597 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Very sad. They won't load for me. I get a photo and part of a caption. Sniff.
Una - Jan 19, 2005 1:01:10 pm PST #3598 of 3902
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Also, I've been dying for a screengrab of one of those photos--the bit of TTT:EE where Boromir's looking up at the flag just before leaving Osgiliath? Anyone have a copy of it without snarky text over it? *g*
WildDemon Cornelius - Jan 19, 2005 9:33:57 pm PST #3599 of 3902
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...
A-heehee, A-heehee!!!
Man...those were great...almost in a league w/ Gollum's curse-laden acceptance speech at the MTV Movie Awards.
Beverly - Jan 19, 2005 10:44:22 pm PST #3600 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Wah. Wanna see!