Yes! I want that too.

And sorry for the white-fonted insanity.

Eomer and Vaughn from Alias need to have a frownoff. Even at the coronation he looked highly suspicious of the goings on.

He's like Joan Collins in 1986, with a little bit less lipstick and probably a lot more hairspray. Not that I would jump Joan Collins in a dark alley and tie her up for my personal delectation, but, you know.

I first read that as you _would_ jump Joan Collins, and I was going, y'know in '86, she was probably still pretty jumpable, not like '66 or anything, but still. And I'm thinking you would want to make sure the knots were secure. Very.

make sure the knots were secure. Very.

"No wire hangers!"

You know what else wasn't in the movie? The "We shall see the Shire again" line from the trailer. I think it was supposed to be in the scene where Merry says goodbye to Pippin before he rides off to Minas Tirith with Gandalf.

Yes! I missed that, too. I want that scene, very much. So Billy Boyd can make me cry again.

So Billy Boyd can make me cry again.

I hate him. I really do. Running around in the extras acting all bouncy and chipper and stuff, and goofy Pip in the first two movies.

And then wham. Bring in da angst, bring in da pain.

Bastidge.

You know what else wasn't in the movie? The "We shall see the Shire again" line from the trailer. I think it was supposed to be in the scene where Merry says goodbye to Pippin before he rides off to Minas Tirith with Gandalf.

That was replaced in pickups with "We'll see each other again soon...won't we, Merry?" "I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen." Which I think is better than "We shall see the Shire again." Especially since Merry was so damn pale here.

Someone over at C-O-E mentioned "the way that the Ring floats on a bit of -- oh dear how to put it -- roast Gollum, so that the mountain doesn't explode until after Frodo get pulled up," and someone else made a very good point:

>Which I don't think was a coincidence. I like to think that the Ring was still floating there and sort of "calling out" to Frodo even as he hung there, and the decision to reach up and grab Sam's hand at last (I think that *is* a very conscious decision on Frodo's part) is Frodo's real act of freeing himself from the Ring. In a way, it makes the movie Frodo even stronger in that scene than the book Frodo, who has it totally taken out of his hands by Gollum.

kathy in the book, if I recall, after Frodo has the ring taken from him, he pretty much just falls down in a heap and Gollum cavorts himself off the edge. Frodo fighting for the Ring was a wee bit upsetting--I'm invested in cute-rumpled-Frodo, sue me, Evil!Frodo isn't as pretty for me as one would hope--but it makes more sense that two beings that have given themselves over to the Ring would fight for possession.

Sam's "Don't you dare let go", said in that no-nonsense, I'm-giving-you-an-order voice--damn shame I was out of Kleenex by that point.

No to the first one; it wasn't even filmed. Yes to the second one.

I can live with that. Thanks for the information.

Entertainment Weekly's new issue is the Entertainer(s) of the Year, and guess who's #1? Yes, the cast from Return of the King!! Very cool.

Kathy, thanks for quoting that Mippin exchange. NOT. Now I'm all squiggly again.