Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


tina f. - Feb 24, 2004 12:02:29 pm PST #2043 of 3902

Guhhhh. Elijah, DAVID FREAKING BOWIE, and Dom. Ahem.

Kay. Sorry, I'm done. (If you are a big Scarlett Johansen fan, there are some of her Elijah and Bowie on the same site.)

eta: the look on Dom's face isn't very guh-worthy, but it is EXACTLY how I would look if I was in a room with Bowie.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2004 12:03:10 pm PST #2044 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm having sandwich of evil thoughts.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2004 12:12:22 pm PST #2045 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, wait, this is nummier.


Beverly - Feb 24, 2004 12:22:07 pm PST #2046 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh my freaking ghod ita, you broke me on the first one. The second one--guh.

And who is that teeny little woman in that sammich and why isn't that me?

Also? I love Lawrence's hei tiki. Sala's greenstone pendant is too dark to make out what it is.


Kathy A - Feb 24, 2004 12:51:16 pm PST #2047 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I love the quote from the female stuntie on the TTTEE stunt documentary: "For a year, I had the best job in the world. I'd go into work and get naked with 25 of the best male bodies in New Zealand!"


Jars - Feb 24, 2004 1:07:04 pm PST #2048 of 3902

According to MTV news, the LOTR box set is going to include audition tapes of actors who failed to make it into the cast, among them Vin Diesel and Kylie Minogue.

I would kill to see the Johnny Vegas audition for Sam. Kill.


Volans - Feb 24, 2004 1:41:07 pm PST #2049 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Has anyone posted this?


Jessica - Feb 25, 2004 6:04:56 am PST #2050 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The current TV Guide cover is very pretty.


Astarte - Feb 25, 2004 6:11:13 am PST #2051 of 3902
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Gah.

Yep, they know how to sell some magazines at TV Guide, don't they?


bon bon - Feb 25, 2004 6:33:32 am PST #2052 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Pictures = pretty

Layout & color = abomination against God & man