It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


amych - Jan 08, 2004 9:41:30 am PST #1292 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And you don't think scholarly pings as geeky? I think we must know different scholars.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2004 9:42:42 am PST #1293 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think "history geek" pings differently than "Star Trek geek" does, and Tolkien geekdom pings closer to the former.


Sean K - Jan 08, 2004 10:06:02 am PST #1294 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh yes. WHat Jess said. I'm not saying Tolkien geeks don't ping as geeks, just that they sound much more erudite while doing it.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 08, 2004 10:14:41 am PST #1295 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What Jess said. As an occasional war-gamer, I can tell you that while history buffs don't always have a lot of use for sci-fi/fantasy, Tolkien is a big ol' exception.


Toddson - Jan 08, 2004 10:18:09 am PST #1296 of 3902
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And scholarly geeks give less of an impression of "still living in my parents' basement".


Nutty - Jan 08, 2004 10:20:03 am PST #1297 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

So, before Thranduil was King of Mirkwood was he one of Thingol's people?

I don't know -- I don't think it's laid out that clearly, or if it is, it's in one of the posthumous books which are full of additional details I can't remember very well. But Thingol's people weren't the only elves in all of Middle-earth after the Noldor left, so it's just as plausible that Thranduil came from Thingol's realm, or that he wandered along from someplace else.

I don't know about other Tolkien geeks; until the movies started being the topics of general discussion, Tolkien pretty much never came up in conversation. Except in the home, where quizzing each other over the appendices was a beloved pastime.


juliana - Jan 08, 2004 10:45:33 am PST #1298 of 3902
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Has anyone seen the side-by-side comparison of actors in the Trilogy? It's interesting, and also proves that Legolas is still the prettiest.


tina f. - Jan 08, 2004 10:45:47 am PST #1299 of 3902

I don't know about other Tolkien geeks; until the movies started being the topics of general discussion, Tolkien pretty much never came up in conversation. Except in the home, where quizzing each other over the appendices was a beloved pastime.

I don't in *any* way rise to high level of geekdom of the Tolkien geeks in this thread - but this rings very true for me.

My father and I and my one LotR-semi-geek buddy were the only people I knew who had read the books and could talk about them. And my dad and I especially were always trying to outdo each other with little details. Now I find myself having discussions about the Dunedain at the coffee shop with my barista. I love that everyone else loves it - but I miss it being an exclusive thing I had with my dad, too.

Also - TORN is saying that Sean Astin and Elijah Wood are going to be on Charlie Rose tomorrow night. Yay. The mixture of Rose and Astin pontificating might be a little much - but there will be Elijah to mix it up with disgusting anecdotes about his toe nails and testicles.


tina f. - Jan 08, 2004 10:48:59 am PST #1300 of 3902

I don't in *any* way rise to high level of geekdom of the Tolkien geeks in this thread - but this rings very true for me.

I should probably make it clear that I meant this as a compliment to the folks who can share their knowledge about the books with such clarity. I always assume in buffista world that geek=compliment. But maybe not everyone does.

eta: grr. complement/compliment issues.


sumi - Jan 08, 2004 10:49:04 am PST #1301 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Except that EW doesn't hold Sean back -- too bad Dom and Billy weren't part of the group.