Well, if Spike had had a sandwich. Or eaten bodybuilders while the creatine was still in their bloodstream...
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Volans - Oct 20, 2005 10:40:01 am PDT #9243 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2005 10:40:06 am PDT #9244 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Actually my first impression was "gym bunny in a Dracula cape."
Amy - Oct 20, 2005 10:41:43 am PDT #9245 of 10002
Because books.
Well, if Spike had had a sandwich. Or eaten bodybuilders while the creatine was still in their bloodstream...
Snerk.
Susan W. - Oct 20, 2005 10:43:39 am PDT #9246 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Well, yeah, bulkier. But still enough of a resemblance to make me all eye-rolly.
Of course, bare chest with cape makes me roll my eyes forever all by itself.
Atropa - Oct 20, 2005 10:44:13 am PDT #9247 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
OK, in bad cover land:
Oh dear.
And people wonder why I'm so afraid of reading any vampire romance novels.
Atropa - Oct 20, 2005 10:45:19 am PDT #9248 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Of course, bare chest with cape makes me roll my eyes forever all by itself.
As well it should.
Susan W. - Oct 20, 2005 10:48:29 am PDT #9249 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
t worries that if I sell The Novel, they'll find a way to get Jack bare-chested and be-caped on the cover despite the fact he is invariably capeless, and only shirtless when actually having sex, and sometimes not even then
Kathy A - Oct 20, 2005 10:56:12 am PDT #9250 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The only vampire romance I've read that I enjoyed (I've not read the Christine Feehan books, which I've heard are supposed to be good) was a Harlequin American book called Love Bites. Being a Harlequin, it's a bit thin in parts, but overall a very entertaining book.
P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2005 10:59:06 am PDT #9251 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
See, that looked way too much like Brad Pitt during his bleached period.
Is it a vampire novel, or is he just randomly naked-with-cape?
Susan W. - Oct 20, 2005 11:08:26 am PDT #9252 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
No, it's vampire. Regency vampire.
And I can see the Bradness--he's sort of a BP-JM hybrid.