It turned out the blue fish were practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Betsy HP - Aug 22, 2005 9:30:32 am PDT #9004 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Volans - Aug 22, 2005 9:36:46 am PDT #9005 of 10002
move out and draw fire
And the red fish were Commies, which is what liberals want to make everybody.
Betsy HP - Aug 22, 2005 9:48:16 am PDT #9006 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The two fish? Gay, gay, gay.
Volans - Aug 22, 2005 9:48:57 am PDT #9007 of 10002
move out and draw fire
cereal:
Just reading the reviews of the Liberals Under the Bed book. This made me go "WTF?":
12 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
Teach your children to hate now!!!!, August 22, 2005Reviewer: GWB "George Bush" (Washington DC) - See all my reviews This book will surely teach your children to hate everyone that doesn't agree with them. Any parent who buys this book for their child will probably raise a BTK killer!
OK, funny as hell that someone signed in as George Bush, but why is this review getting marked as "helpful?" Clearly Amazon needs another voting category, something like COMM.
And that reviewer definitely needs to go review "My Pet Goat."
Emily - Aug 22, 2005 9:49:40 am PDT #9008 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
From the comments:
There is no "hatred" anywhere in the book, as suggested in other reviews, nor is there any attempt to proselytize our kids into any political party.
Uh... but it uses "liberals" as a dirty word. I can tell -- it's in the title.
Betsy HP - Aug 22, 2005 9:50:35 am PDT #9009 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The trouble with liberals under your bed is that they spend all night having non-procreative sex.
Volans - Aug 22, 2005 9:51:30 am PDT #9010 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Sometimes not even in the missionary position!
erikaj - Aug 22, 2005 9:56:12 am PDT #9011 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
BWAH! There's a story like that in Hockenberry's book. (Only he's under their bed and the guy is a LOTR fanatic.)
Jessica - Aug 22, 2005 9:56:14 am PDT #9012 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sometimes not even in the missionary position!
If they're under a bed, what other positions are there room for?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 22, 2005 10:22:47 am PDT #9013 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
If they're under a bed, what other positions are there room for?
SPOOOOOON!!!