Opposable thumbs? A cat that can open its own tins of catfood?
...but I bet it doesn't, even so, right? 'Cause it likes having minions to do it. Yeah.
We'll be in our bunk.
Wash ,'War Stories'
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Fay - Aug 17, 2005 3:16:24 am PDT #8956 of 10002
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Anne W. - Aug 17, 2005 3:22:37 am PDT #8957 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
A cat with opposable thumbs? Are you sure it's not a horror novel?
Fred Pete - Aug 17, 2005 3:29:23 am PDT #8958 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
'Cause it likes having minions to do it. Yeah.
And jumping on the counter to supervise. Or is that just Max?
Volans - Aug 17, 2005 8:57:41 am PDT #8959 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Also, it's not a real cat. It's a sapient alien that looks vaguely like a cat, except for the six limbs and opposable thumbs.
And this somehow makes it better?
DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 8:58:41 am PDT #8960 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And this somehow makes it better?
Opposable thumbs make everything better. Consider for example...the banana tree. Even better with opposable thumbs.
erikaj - Aug 17, 2005 9:06:47 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, the implications of that are strange and off putting from here.
DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 9:09:14 am PDT #8962 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, the implications of that are strange and off putting from here.
It's all the Freudian imagery. Angster, heal thyself.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 17, 2005 9:09:17 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Opposable thumbs make everything better. Consider for example...the banana tree. Even better with opposable thumbs.
Hec, the implications of that are strange and off putting from here.
I'm with Erika here. Substitute the word "boobies" or "testicles" for "the banana tree" and you get into a whole weird area.
§ ita § - Aug 17, 2005 9:09:46 am PDT #8964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Substitute anything for the banana tree THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS.
DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 9:10:06 am PDT #8965 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm with Erika here. Substitute the word "boobies" or "testicles" for "the banana tree" and you get into a whole weird area.
Note to self: banana tree with opposable thumbs better than Rorshach blots.