Holy cow.
Some upset Potter fans have, well, decided they didn't like the way Harry ended up with Ginny, so they rewrote chunks of the novel and posted the entire thing on their website. F_W has a writeup here: [link]
Oy.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Consuela - Aug 05, 2005 12:58:16 pm PDT #8898 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 1:00:10 pm PDT #8899 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well. We did that with Spiral, I guess.
It's funny though -huh? It's literally a canonical split.
Consuela - Aug 05, 2005 1:00:52 pm PDT #8900 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I suspect we weren't nearly as offensive as this, though.
ETA: nor as badly written. OMG the badfic, it burns.
Betsy HP - Aug 05, 2005 1:00:56 pm PDT #8901 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
We did that with Spiral, I guess.
Nope. We didn't post any unaltered sections.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 1:01:40 pm PDT #8902 of 10002
What is even happening?
I could never make out what was what in our (before my time) Spiral rewrite.
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 1:08:37 pm PDT #8903 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could never make out what was what in our (before my time) Spiral rewrite.
What do you mean? That the rewrite was unclear?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 1:36:40 pm PDT #8904 of 10002
What is even happening?
No. I couldn't figure out whether the blue font was all re-write, or not. Some of it seemed to be in the original.
Volans - Aug 05, 2005 9:18:01 pm PDT #8905 of 10002
move out and draw fire
It's funny though -huh? It's literally a canonical split.
Well, people have been re-writing other canons when they didn't like them since ever (Christ: divine or human?), so why not Harry Potter?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 06, 2005 2:33:07 am PDT #8906 of 10002
What is even happening?
So we're witness to Potterism's Gnostic Heresy Period?
Narrator - Aug 06, 2005 8:08:02 am PDT #8907 of 10002
The evil is this way?
The link does not work for me. Damn. I was in the mood for PGHP fanfic.