Nice ta-tas.
Dude. There was a chick outside this morning whose nipples were so hard, she almost put my eye out.
From 10 feet away.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 10:14:55 am PDT #8193 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Calli - Jul 13, 2005 10:18:20 am PDT #8194 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I want all my physical ills to be cured by chocolate.
Instead of roughly half of them.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2005 10:18:27 am PDT #8195 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
If Jessica (and other wiccans) can fly on brooms, and hasn't demonstrated this for people like me, I will be very, very disappointed in her. That goes double if there really is a secret war going on against a haughty rock-star-persona villain who goes by one name. Prince, if only you'd told us!! We would have forgiven you!
So THAT'S what the title of the new Harry Potter means!
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 10:19:53 am PDT #8196 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
points to Calli
She's brilliant.
Marry me.
Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 10:21:56 am PDT #8197 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
So THAT'S what the title of the new Harry Potter means!
If it was the musical Prince, wouldn't the title be "HP and the Half-Pint Prince"?
Great. Now I'm picturing Michael Landon calling "Half Pint!" and Prince running across the prairie with pigtails. I hate my brain.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 10:39:23 am PDT #8198 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, it's a very, very accurate portrayal of witchcraft.
Bwah. Bwahha. Bwahhahahahahaha.
I mean, yeah, I wish.
And I hate to disappoint, but I'm actually not Wiccan (just pagan, in the most generic and solitary of senses). That must be why none of my pincushion mice have worked out! Maybe I should convert....
erikaj - Jul 13, 2005 10:41:37 am PDT #8199 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Hee. I sense a future TDS "Great moments in Pundritry" in that discussion!
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2005 10:44:58 am PDT #8200 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
What's the difference between Pagan and Wiccan? (I am dumb.)
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 10:46:31 am PDT #8201 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Candy and flying, obviously.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 10:52:18 am PDT #8202 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Essentially, Wiccan:Pagan::Catholic:Christian.
(Except for the part where "pagan" is a much broader and vaguer term than "Christian" -- it's more an umbrella term than anything with its own actual meaning. But it's handy for those of us who don't fit into any of the specific pagan religions with names and definitions.)
Also, Wiccans can play Quidditch.