Dude, Fox is like Bizzaro Daily Show.
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 9:51:02 am PDT #8177 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Nutty - Jul 13, 2005 9:52:31 am PDT #8178 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Basically, I wouldn't worry about the opinion of someone who has wet dreams about being Dave Barry.
I have a policy whereby, if you're not funny on E!, then you're probably not going to be funny in print. Joel Stein was my source for this theory. At least Mo Rocca can pull of deadpan, one time in five.
Well, it's a very, very accurate portrayal of witchcraft.
If Jessica (and other wiccans) can fly on brooms, and hasn't demonstrated this for people like me, I will be very, very disappointed in her. That goes double if there really is a secret war going on against a haughty rock-star-persona villain who goes by one name. Prince, if only you'd told us!! We would have forgiven you!
brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 9:53:33 am PDT #8179 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, I see those witches and wizards apparating everywhere, flying on broomsticks, and being educated on how to transfigure mice into pincushions. Very accurate, indeed.
Dude, Wiccans can do all that? Jess's been holding out on us.
Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 9:53:39 am PDT #8180 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yeah, I see those witches and wizards apparating everywhere, flying on broomsticks, and being educated on how to transfigure mice into pincushions. Very accurate, indeed.
Hey, just because some of us are really good at casting Obliviate ...
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 9:54:59 am PDT #8181 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
"very accurately portrays"? The weird candy and magic items "very accurately portray" wicca? Huh.
Not to mention EXPECTO PATRONUS!!!
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 9:57:44 am PDT #8182 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I need one of those watch things that let you go back in time. Jess, can you hook me up with one of those?
ETA: Also, a hippogryph as I think they are adorable and really would help skipping all the traffic around here.
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 9:57:51 am PDT #8183 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, I'm pissed as hell now. Joe's been holding out on the Wiccan Candy!
Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 9:58:37 am PDT #8184 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'd like some Canary Creams right now, so I can fly out of here.
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 9:59:17 am PDT #8185 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'd love a Ten Ton Toungue Toffee for my MiL the next time she decides to open her pie hole.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 9:59:33 am PDT #8186 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And I'd REALLY like a Wizard Chess set!