For over ten years I've wanted to do this book—Jesus in his own words.

Aramaic?

Worked for Mel Gibson.

I stopped reading after this first sentence.

But you missed the funniest stuff! She explains how writers are like priests!

Dayamn. Zorro by an actual Hispanic person? Wow.

Oh, the happy, the towering glee of it. From one of those sites with term papers for would-be plagiarists:

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The French monarchy was constantly trying to tame its cunt, Chalais was executed in 1626, Montmorency in 1632 and Cinq-Mars in 1642. The cunts' military role was reduced and offices were abolished. The size of France and its large population made it difficult for the monarchy to have total control over the cunts. The vagina was unable to control cuntish rebels and illegal activity.

It's all about pussy control.

I will never know how Betsy finds these things, but I am so very grateful.

...The cunts had not been eliminated but their function had been redefined and they had adapted successfully.

In the past, Cunts gained their privileged social position through their participation in warfare...Service to the state in administration, diplomacy and commerce became ways to gain cuntish status. It was loyalty to the monarch, which aided those wanting cuntish status. This method benefited both old cunts and new cunts alike whilst helping to solidify allegiance to the monarch.

Why yes, just like it says on the home page of the site, that's a high-quality document right there.

The high-quality document about Jane Austen's use of irony is making me cry:

Irony is a humorous or mildly sarcastic use of words to mean the opposite of what is said. Irony can be used in a satirical, humorous or sarcastic manner.

The way she speaks ill about Mr. Darcy is very ironic. She describes him to be"a most disagreeable, horrid man, not at all worth pleasing (pg 9). Subsequently when Darcy was told to dance with Elizabeth primarily he was not keen on the proposal and described her as "tolerable…but not handsome enough". The two have more conversations, which lead to irony. For instance when Jane was invited for lunch and the Bingley's, Elizabeth had to go there due to unforeseen circumstances. She has a conversation with Darcy about how women in that society should be. This is when he begins falling in love with Elizabeth, while not acknowledging it.

Mr. Bennet is very ironic towards Elizabeth falling in love. He thought that she would be his 'only sensible' daughter, but instead she falls in love with Wickham, the wrong gentleman. And later falls in love with Darcy. Mr. Bennet is very ironic about this as he tells Jane "your sister is crossed in love, I find. I congratulate her" (chapter 24). And he describes Wickham to be making 'love to us all'. This is the irony of his favorite daughter falling in love. Charlotte's views are also ironically expressed as she says 'marriage had always been her object'.

In Persuasion, Anne also has a lot of ironic discourse like Elizabeth. In chapter three the fact that she knows Wentworth's name adds to the irony "'You mean Mr. Wentworth I suppose', said Anne" (pg 28), and it still in the state of creating irony.

Irony. Irony. Irony. The word has lost all meaning. Alanis has nothing on this high-quality dolt.

Do you suppose that's being done intentionally to get the purchaser busted, the way the profanity-laced one obviously is? Or just bad writing?

It's sort of a warez site for term papers: you have to bring one to get one. I'm guessing the Austen one is somebody's trade-in.

My dad told me I should write term papers for money once.