I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Gus - Mar 20, 2005 1:29:52 am PST #7292 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Youse guys probably already did this, but I will still recommend Perdido Street Station.

It is weirder than me. That should not be possible.


erikaj - Mar 20, 2005 7:50:10 am PST #7293 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, babe, we only have your word that it is. And you're biased. Wouldn't want to get in "contrapment"


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2005 2:37:37 pm PST #7294 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Okay, show of hands. Which of the two characters on this book cover is speaking the title sentence?


Strix - Mar 22, 2005 3:06:17 pm PST #7295 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

No book title should ever have "Uh..." as the starter word.


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2005 3:30:53 pm PST #7296 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

You both know that's a Photoshopped parody, right?


DXMachina - Mar 22, 2005 4:15:52 pm PST #7297 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

How can you tell?


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:08 pm PST #7298 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because of this.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2005 8:58:21 pm PST #7299 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

You both know that's a Photoshopped parody, right?

Oh yeah... after Susan posted the link to that legitimate cover vote, I went back and found the spoof cover website we'd laughed about way back when. Lord of the Hissyfit and so forth...


Brynn - Mar 23, 2005 3:29:28 pm PST #7300 of 10002
"I'd rather discuss the permutations of swordplay, with an undertone of definite allusion to sex." Beverly, offering an example of when your characters give you 'tude.

*pops in* Have a literary/nattery type question: "The love that dare not speaketh its name"... Is that Oscar Wilde, and does anyone know from where it originates?


Ginger - Mar 23, 2005 3:32:23 pm PST #7301 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"The love that dare not speak its name" was a phrase used in Oscar Wilde's trial for homosexuality. I suspect it has an earlier origin.