The Donald Duck .wav file was the first time "who's your daddy" got burnt into my brain. It just makes me giggle now.

I personally have no associations with "sucks" at all, but that's probably because I've used it without reprimand since I was wee, I guess thinking it came from "sucks eggs" or something less sexual. I do try to not say it in polite company, etc.

"Bites" is a little more raw for me, I guess because of the animalistic violence of the word. I know some people use it to mean oral sex, but it makes about as much physical sense as "blows" in that context. Actually now that I think about it, it's more confusing, because you could really bite someone, pretty much anywhere, during sex, but....never mind, we're getting off topic.

"Daddy" in this context is definitely a Borstal thing over here: The line "I'm the Daddy now" from Scum is one of the most quoted film lines.

I guess thinking it came from "sucks eggs" or something less sexual.

That's where I thought it came from -- Phyllis' line, "Oh, go suck an egg!" from Mary Tyler Moore.

Who actually sucks eggs? I have used the expression "teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs" all my life, but to my knowledge neither I nor my grandmother ever sucked an egg.

(I have blown an egg, however.)

(I have blown an egg, however.)

Umm...nope, too many possibilities.

Umm...nope, too many possibilities.

Oh, I'll say it.

Lucky, lucky egg.

We now resume our previously scheduled nattering.

Blown eggs kill the thread! (Well, how else do you get empty eggshells for Easter artistry purposes? Also, a nice physics lesson about air pressure. Also, scrambled eggs when you're done.)

Also, scrambled eggs when you're done

So that's what the kids are calling it nowadays.

DUDE. I'm now gonna be skeeved every time Keith says "Who's your daddy?" to Veronica. Wahh! My favorite father-daughter relationship on TV! Ruined!

Oh, way ahead of you. FTR, I've always thought of "Who's your daddy?" as having that specific leatherman sexual connotation.

I don't mind either "sucks" or "bites" or "blows", though I get excessively grossed out by elaborations upon them, such as (whitefonted) "that sucks diseased donkey dick" or whatever. EW. But "Bite me" seems fairly innocuous, whereas "Suck me" or "Blow me" are much more aggressive, possibly because they're more specifically sexual, IMO, and "Eat me" is even more so.

And for some reason the phrase "Feed Me, Seymour!" just popped in my head. Not terribly happy about it either.