I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Megan E. - Dec 18, 2004 5:29:23 am PST #6677 of 10002

Ahhh yes, that would be it. Thanks Polter-Cow. Have a good trip to India!


Ling Mao - Dec 20, 2004 6:08:45 pm PST #6678 of 10002
I believe that we will take the non-sinking sheep of love and will go far away to the ocean...

For the Harry Potter fans


JoeCrow - Dec 20, 2004 8:55:38 pm PST #6679 of 10002
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

For the Harry Potter fanfic fans.

Sheer genius.

A selection from The Hammer of Wizards, Part II, Chapter IV, Question I: The Manner in Which Witches Produce Harry Potter Fan Fiction.


Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2004 3:26:25 am PST #6680 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Harry Potter release date -- July 16. Contains very, very, very, very minor spoilers.


Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2004 4:25:26 am PST #6681 of 10002
brillig

My kittens are on Ron.


Jim - Dec 21, 2004 4:28:15 am PST #6682 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Entirely Bloody Predictable Spoilers

Rowling has also previously revealed that a character will be killed in the sixth book, but she has given no hints as to whom.

F'fuck's sake, can't she think of anything else to trail?


Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2004 4:29:55 am PST #6683 of 10002
brillig

can't she think of anything else to trail

The sudden acknowledgement of the twisted passion between Harry and Draco would scare off Wal-Mart. Best to let it be a surprise.


Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2004 4:38:44 am PST #6684 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Jim, that's half the reason for all the "verys."

And if any male character gets a boyfriend, it's going to be Ron.


Lyra Jane - Dec 21, 2004 5:00:04 am PST #6685 of 10002
Up with the sun

I don't think Ron will die until the last (or next-to-last) battle in book seven if at all. The Harry-Ron-Hermione troika is just too strong -- it would be like killing off Willow in S3 to let him die now.

I think she might kill Neville, or (please?) Hagrid.


Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2004 5:02:56 am PST #6686 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Neville has become too critical to the arc. I think he's going to play a key role in Book 7.

OTOH, I could see Hagrid with a big bullseye on his back.

Maybe one of the professors? A parental substitute like McGonagall or even Dumbledore himself?