Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


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Jessica - Jun 30, 2004 11:35:08 am PDT #3737 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Draco said something snarky to the hippogriff -- which he hadn't been warned against doing

Had too! Hagrid made a huge deal out of how important it was to be polite to hippogryffs, because if you don't, they get mad and try to kill you. Draco ignored him and taunted Buckbeak anyway, figuring that no mere animal would dare attack a Malfoy.

(I also think that when you have a school nurse who can magically regrow bones, you're allowed to have a slightly more relaxed attitude about putting students at risk of injury.)


Aims - Jun 30, 2004 11:41:06 am PDT #3738 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What Jessica said.


Betsy HP - Jun 30, 2004 11:41:15 am PDT #3739 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The good/evil divide in Rowlingland pretty much is People Whom Dumbledore Likes/People Whom Dumbledore Doesn't Like.

(I also think that when you have a school nurse who can magically regrow bones, you're allowed to have a slightly more relaxed attitude about putting students at risk of injury.)

True. But Hagrid regularly puts the students at risk of death.

[edit

Hagrid made a huge deal out of how important it was to be polite to hippogryffs, because if you don't, they get mad and try to kill you.

Did Hagrid mention that they could understand human speech? He told them to bow and back away slowly, but he didn't say "These are quasi-intelligent creatures." ]


Dana - Jun 30, 2004 11:47:12 am PDT #3740 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Harry's been knocked out at least twice playing Quidditch, right? Plus that bit where his arm broke, and then Lockhart dissolved his bones. And Dumbledore pretty much regularly condones sending Harry into a nice spot of mortal danger.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2004 11:52:22 am PDT #3741 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The entire last book was an exercise in Harry being in more danger than remotely reasonable.


Aims - Jun 30, 2004 11:53:42 am PDT #3742 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Did Hagrid mention that they could understand human speech?

He said that they are very proud creatures and that you musn't insult them.


Betsy HP - Jun 30, 2004 11:57:05 am PDT #3743 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Okay, then Draco was dumb, no question. (He usually is.)


Aims - Jun 30, 2004 11:58:59 am PDT #3744 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Draco was a potz. As per usual.

Then they had to raise flobberworms.

Stoopid Draco.


Volans - Jun 30, 2004 1:36:35 pm PDT #3745 of 10002
move out and draw fire

It was Chamber of Secrets that was originally to be Half-Blood Pudding. A quote from JKR:

I was delighted to see that a hard core of super-bright fans knew that the real title was once, in the long distant past, a possibility for 'Chamber of Secrets', and from that deduced that it was genuine. Certain crucial pieces of information in book six were originally planned for 'Chamber of Secrets', but very early on (first draft of Chamber) I realised that this information's proper home was book six. I have said before now that 'Chamber' holds some very important clues to the ultimate end of the series. Not as many as six, obviously, but there is a link.

Which leads me to think it's Snape.

On edit: I was thinking PoA when reading CoS. Now that I'm mentally in the right book, I'm guessing it's gotta be Tom Riddle.


Atropa - Jun 30, 2004 5:11:26 pm PDT #3746 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Which leads me to think it's Snape

Iiiiiieeee! I like that idea. I like it a lot.