A Veela?
She is?
Ooh, Draco could be Prince of the Veelas.
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A Veela?
She is?
Ooh, Draco could be Prince of the Veelas.
Or so he's been led to think...
According to friends deeper into HP fandom than I am, Draco and Snape are the current fic-favorites. The question has also been raised as to whether saying "It's not Voldemort" rules out the possible return of Tom Riddle.
Maybe Draco's not Lucius' kid ...
A Veela?
Yes, this. It would be my favourite cheesy fanon -> canon, I think.
What? He reforms, denounces the Voldemort name and assumes the Royal Throne of Wizardom?
My preferred fanwank is that 'Prince' is metaphorical, and Harry and Draco are half-brothers. James really wasn't all that nice a guy, you know.
I watch too many soap operas. Or read too much fic.
I've got your halfblood for you.
Prince Rogers Nelson.
Or Hermione's previously unmentioned brother.
Or ... no, I got nothing else.
No, if Harry and Draco were brothers, then Draco would still be full-blooded. Piffle.
I wonder why more mention isn't made of Harry's mom being a "mudblood."
James was full Wizard?
Yes.
But Harry's mom is like Hermione -- from a non-wizarding family, but with strong magical talent.