Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!

Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Jessica - Mar 18, 2004 1:20:45 pm PST #1537 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anyone else seen this? (It's book-related, and I'm not caught up in Natter yet.)

The parents of an elementary school pupil are fuming over the book their daughter brought home from the school library: a children's story about a prince whose true love turns out to be another prince.

Michael Hartsell said he and his wife, Tonya, couldn't believe it when Prince Bertie, the leading character in "King & King," waves off a bevy of eligible princes before falling for Prince Lee.

The book ends with the princes marrying and sharing a kiss.

"I was flabbergasted," Hartsell said. "My child is not old enough to understand something like that, especially when it is not in our beliefs."


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2004 1:22:56 pm PST #1538 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Y'all have too many sounds in your English.

You, on the other hand, are wasting perfectly good combinations of letters.


brenda m - Mar 18, 2004 2:10:25 pm PST #1539 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

RAY-seen

Definitely this. (I'm from Milwaukee, btw). Then there's New BERlin, of course. Wasn't there a commercial for something some years back making fun of Oconomowoc ("on account of what?")?

I'm as stumped as Plei is on hairy Carrie, as opposed to Harry Carey's, where I'm shortly headed for drinks.


beth b - Mar 18, 2004 2:15:56 pm PST #1540 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I guess it could be pronounced to rhyme with "starry," but then it's usually spelled Kari.

one sister is Kari prononced Carrie which is the same as carry and harry and hairy


Aims - Mar 18, 2004 2:18:25 pm PST #1541 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Marezee doats and doezee doats.


Volans - Mar 18, 2004 2:20:13 pm PST #1542 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Someone a while back asked it there was a term for when the Amry slapped two word together, like "humint" and there is. It's called "blending."

Thanks Erin! (Like "DefCon") I was about to decide it's called "AbCram" or something.


Hil R. - Mar 18, 2004 2:43:11 pm PST #1543 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Carrie rhymes with marry (as does Harry). Kerry rhymes with merry. Hairy comes very close to rhyming with Mary. Mary, merry, and marry are all pronounced differently. (In my New Yorkish accent, anyway.)

Mary has the same sound as "air." Merry has the same vowel as "egg." Marry has the same vowel as "cat." (Tried to think of words without r or n next to the vowel, since those tend to change the vowels around in some accents, but now that I think about it, I've heard people pronounce egg as "aig," so I'm not sure I'm not confusiing the issue more.)


Dani - Mar 18, 2004 3:41:35 pm PST #1544 of 10002
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Jess PMoon, that book made ALA's top ten most challenged of 2003 list.

Colour me unsurprised.


Fred Pete - Mar 18, 2004 5:13:59 pm PST #1545 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fred Pete, did you say RAY-seen or ruh-SEEN for the city of Racine?

Ruh-SEEN. Right next to Kuh-NO-shuh.

Weirdest moment I ever had on that score was during high school, working at the Janesville (JANE'S-vil) McD's, waiting on someone who told me how nice JAN-es-vil was.


sarameg - Mar 18, 2004 5:29:42 pm PST #1546 of 10002

Marezeedoatsanddozeeetoatsandlittlelambseedivey. Kiddleeiveytoowooodenchew?

Ma/e/r/rr/ys are all the same to me. Pin and pen are different.