Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Beverly - Mar 17, 2004 7:43:17 am PST #1401 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"fuckedy?" Hee. My downfall was chaos. Which I pronounced, "chowse."

I still say "munciple" in my head, only just managing to rearrange it to municiple before it hits audible.


Jess M. - Mar 17, 2004 7:44:40 am PST #1402 of 10002
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

"fuckedy?"

nope, "fa-Kade"


Megan E. - Mar 17, 2004 7:45:03 am PST #1403 of 10002

My downfall was chaos. Which I pronounced, "chowse."

I said it "chay-ous"


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2004 7:46:02 am PST #1404 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I used to think "draught" was a totally different word than "draft."

Until I was about 18 or so. No, really.


Betsy HP - Mar 17, 2004 7:46:36 am PST #1405 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

cha-ose. Long O.


amych - Mar 17, 2004 7:48:48 am PST #1406 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I somehow managed to get "chaos" right, and still derive "chow-tic" from it.


Deena - Mar 17, 2004 7:49:54 am PST #1407 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

How funny. My embarrassing incident was fuh-KADE in 7th grade, and Greg's was chowse. It's nice to be in such good company.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2004 7:50:16 am PST #1408 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"misled" = meye-zzld. A word totally unrelated (in my head) to the past tense of "to mislead."


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2004 7:51:18 am PST #1409 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And then there's "epitome" (ep-i-tome) and "Penelope" (pen-e-lope).

Evil words.


amych - Mar 17, 2004 7:54:40 am PST #1410 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"misled" = meye-zzld.

Silly girl. Don't you know it's pronounced "mizz-ld"?