No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


erikaj - Dec 08, 2003 4:00:29 pm PST #108 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Tommy and Tuppence were cool...very happening for 1925 or whenever...and there was a show, on pbs with a Francesca somebody... my one junior high friend and I got a big kick out of them. Yeah, I was softer-side Willow, then.


deborah grabien - Dec 08, 2003 4:01:49 pm PST #109 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

My word, how did I forget Blyton? Thing is, there's the probable need to warn a modern kid about the racism (not to mention the sexism) of the period - I remember liking the books, but thinking Noddy awfully weird in some ways.


Jesse - Dec 08, 2003 4:02:45 pm PST #110 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dahl, good one, Hil. Thanks.


Kat - Dec 08, 2003 4:02:49 pm PST #111 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Some recent-ish books for a 6-year-old who is reading above grade level:

The Giggler Treatment, Roddy Doyle. Though pooh figures prominently in the story line, I love this story of what the Giggler do to get revenge.

Speaking of pooh... the Captain Underpants series are so amazingly funny, but gross with lots of fart jokes. Very appealling to my 6-year-old friend Evan.

Midnight for Charlie Bone by Jenny Nemmo. It's a bit like a Harry Potter knockoff, but I find them immensely satisfying. I love Charlie Bone and his ability to "hear pictures." It's no scarier than HP 1 & 2.

Everything on a Waffle, by Polly Horvath. The protagonist's parents are lost at sea and she is taken in by her well meaning, but flakey uncle.

And you know what Evan loves? Junie B. Jones. Those are pretty easy books, but he loves them so much.


Jesse - Dec 08, 2003 4:04:09 pm PST #112 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, Kat!


Kat - Dec 08, 2003 4:05:16 pm PST #113 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

No problem, Jesse. I'm looking at the list I read for this year's medal nominees and I'm realizing as painful as it was, it was also enjoyable.


Kat - Dec 08, 2003 4:19:01 pm PST #114 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kathy A.,

other recommendations for an 11-year-old:

Dovey Coe, by Frances Dowell. It has one of the best opening lines of the MS books I read. And I can't find the book, but amazon has it as: >My name is Dovey Coe, and I reckon it don't matter if you like me or not. I'm here to lay the record straight, to let you know them folks saying I done a terrible thing are liars.... I hated Parnell Caraway as much as the next person, but I didn't kill him. A very good mystery.

Time Stops for No Mouse and The Sands of Time, Michael Hoeye. Both of these mysteries are gripping. Hermux is a bit of a frump of a mouse. He's placidly happy as a watchmaker until an avatrix mouse mysteriously enters his life. I'm not usually a fan of rodents as protagonists, but I loved these stories.

Pictures of Hollis Woods, Patricia Reilly Giff. There's a mystery around why Hollis left her last foster home. The story unravels slowly as Hollis tries to keep life with her current increasinly senile foster mom together. Sweet sweet book.

Hoot, Carl Hiassen. The narrator, wallowing in his misery since his parents made him move, sees a barefoot boy running free outside his bus window. What follows is at typical Flordida-set Hiassen escapade the involves a land deal, environmental protection laws and ecoterrorism.

Silent to the Bone, E.L. Konigsberg. Why has Branwell stopped talking? What does it have to do with his infant sister, Nikki, who is currently in a coma. Who can get him to talk to tell us what happened? Griipping story by the woman who brought us the Mixed Up Files of Basil Frankweiller.

Not really mysteries, but fabulous stories that have been faves in the 5th/6th classrooms I've been in recently:

Twelve Again by Sue Corbett. The mom of the story leaves the house to escape her demanding children and husband. She is at her late mother's house when she wishes she were twelve again. Something happens and suddenly she is. A great story told in two voices.

Flipped, by Wendelin Van Draanen. Also told in two voices. Juliana has loved Bryce since she was 6. But he can't stand her and her weird ways. Until something happens and their perspectives on each other flip. A great story about tolerance.


Hil R. - Dec 08, 2003 4:31:09 pm PST #115 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, another recomendation for an 11-year-old: The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle, or really anything by Avi. A 13-year-old girl, very prim and proper, is the only passenger on a ship from England to America. (It's sometime in the mid 1800s, I think.) It's fabulously creepy and mysterious, and has a murder mystery and a storm and a trial and mutiny, and it's got lots of discussion about proper women's roles without ever getting preachy. (It's also where I first learned the words keelhaul and barnacle.)


Kat - Dec 08, 2003 4:32:50 pm PST #116 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hil, I love that book. Charlotte is such a badass.


Jesse - Dec 08, 2003 4:33:44 pm PST #117 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I was looking at The Mayor of Central Park, by Avi! Because I love to give people NYC presents.