I think having Clark doing the plowing himself would probably result in too many jokes about farmers plowing faster with a Super Johnson
"It's-it's been a while -- a long damn while -- since anybody but me took ahold of my plow..."
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
DCJensen - Oct 05, 2003 11:58:14 pm PDT #944 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 06, 2003 6:41:15 am PDT #945 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
A long time since he has as well, one would hope, if lethal heat vision outbursts are the result of the guy geting in the mood.
As if burgeoning sexuality as a teen weren't traumatic enough without the added issue of premature immolation.
DavidS - Oct 06, 2003 6:47:39 am PDT #946 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
if lethal heat vision outbursts are the result of the guy geting in the mood.
Heh. This aspect of superhero sex is exploited for good laughs in The Tick. (With two scorch marks on the ceiling and Liberty's hair a wreck.)
Theodosia - Oct 06, 2003 7:18:12 am PDT #947 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
"Scoff if you will, Janet! But I did not kill The Immortal with my pink secrets!"
DavidS - Oct 06, 2003 7:18:54 am PDT #948 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ahhh, pink secrets. Bat Manuel has a way with the words.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 06, 2003 7:21:09 am PDT #949 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
And DS9 did the jokes about the risk of sleeping with Klingons, that it's only for those who enjoy pain, which means that, essentially, being a BtVS fan is like screwing a Klingon.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 06, 2003 7:23:23 am PDT #950 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That pretty much describes being a Trek fan for the last, oh, five years or so. Not the same kind of pain, however.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 06, 2003 8:24:56 am PDT #951 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
At least Joss usually makes it hurt good.
Pinwiz - Oct 06, 2003 3:24:36 pm PDT #952 of 10000
Missing in action since 2002...
Smallville Recap's Up:
Puffy-headed clown (sans clown mask) and a tough-looking black dude whip out guns and point them at the shape under the sheet. Now, while Clark, in his three months here, has probably gotten used to strange men hovering over his bed and pointing things at him, this time it's probably not expected.
Pinwiz - Oct 06, 2003 3:37:54 pm PDT #953 of 10000
Missing in action since 2002...
One more:
Chloe, to save Lana embarrassment, says she knows where Clark is, and that the flyers won't be necessary. Lana's thinking, "But I worked all day in Print Shop on those! Damn you, Sullivan! I'm gonna kiss Clark in front of you just for that! Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink --" And that's where I stop listening to Lana's inner monologue.