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Buffy ,'Him'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Nutty - Jan 29, 2005 5:25:53 pm PST #9438 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

After you institute a forced breeding program? I'm thinking no.

All the more reason for you to get cracking on successful human cloning. I will have nobody to boss around if we all die out within a generation.


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2005 5:29:53 pm PST #9439 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I vote we clone me first, a whole bunch of times.

I have some theories I'd like to play with.


DebetEsse - Jan 29, 2005 5:33:11 pm PST #9440 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think you should save your forced breeding for once they get to "Earth". I mean, they've got 10s of thousands of people on those ships, and you really don't need more than a couple thousand. Until they get to that point, I think they have more important things to worry about (including not putting undue stress on supplies).

And now I have done way more thinking than was necesary.


Nutty - Jan 29, 2005 5:41:32 pm PST #9441 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

they've got 10s of thousands of people on those ships, and you really don't need more than a couple thousand. Until they get to that point, I think they have more important things to worry about

Cleraly you have not noticed that they kill off at least one person per episode. I am thinking, before Season 5 the gene pool will be a tiny shallow puddle. I mean, it will be a shallow puddle of the prettiest people, because those are the ones with contracts, but one exciting new space disease and it's curtains for that version of the human race.


DebetEsse - Jan 29, 2005 5:43:22 pm PST #9442 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

But adding more people will only make it more likely that there will be some kind of disease, what with additional over-crowding.


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2005 5:46:24 pm PST #9443 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Killing people saves resources. I'm all for the killing.


DebetEsse - Jan 29, 2005 5:49:08 pm PST #9444 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

At least of the people with bad genes.


Nutty - Jan 29, 2005 5:57:47 pm PST #9445 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I could be down with selected cannibalism. Sadly, it is unlikely to happen on television otuside the confines of Dateline Presents: Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunch Box.


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2005 6:02:13 pm PST #9446 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can't we just render them into wax for candles, or something? The people that are fun to kill ... I don't know if they'd make fun eating.


DXMachina - Jan 29, 2005 6:05:50 pm PST #9447 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

apparently the TNG outfits got "loosened" after about a season because the men were all paranoid about how they looked in tight pants.

They also switched from jumpsuits to those two piece outfits that gave Picard and Riker constant opportunities to adjust their jackets.