Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2004 11:38:54 am PST #8539 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"You! Bounce on down offa there and into my pants."

Okay, eww, I don't say things like that to fifteen year olds.

For the record.


Nutty - Nov 23, 2004 11:42:42 am PST #8540 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Okay, not fifteen. (I forgive a 15 year old far more in the dorky sports department, but in my mind's eye he is an adult.)

(My god, what would someone that tall and skinny look like as an adolescent?? He would fit inside a pair of pants with room for a whole nother person. In a non-porny way.)


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2004 11:44:59 am PST #8541 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eh -- I know enough guys who ended up 6' and his apparent size (well, smaller -- he's pretty buff) and were perfectly normal (if lean) teenagers.


Consuela - Nov 23, 2004 11:46:42 am PST #8542 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Tanith, Vonnie. And no, I didn't think he was fabulous either. I think it's the goa'uld thing. They're too much with the arrogant blowhards to be that attractive, even the smarter ones. Osiris is really the only one I thought had a lot of physical presence in that evil kind of way. Even Ba'al didn't do it for me, although he was pretty.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2004 11:48:22 am PST #8543 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Camulus should have been a hottie too, judging by raw materials. But I never got the impression that the male goa'uld were supposed to be attractive, other than in a sheer power way.

The females are straight trollops.


Consuela - Nov 23, 2004 11:56:55 am PST #8544 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Camulus had potential, but it seems it was squandered.


Vonnie K - Nov 23, 2004 11:59:00 am PST #8545 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Tanith

Right. I recall going, "but that's a girl's name!" at the time.

I think Tanith had a potential to be interesting, since he was crafty and knew how to bid his time instead of being all, "KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, OR ELSE!!". Unfortunately, SG writers are not renowned for writing good villians--with possible exception of Harry Maybourne, who was a cardboard character as a villain but turned interesting when they made him into the Trickster figure of SGverse.

It's too bad they made such a hash over the whole Ba'al subplot early this season, 'cause I found him interesting (in addition to teh pretty) in "Abyss". As for my fondness for Osiris, I suspect it has more to do with Tripoli's "The Cost of Doing Business" than the canon.

I kind of wish the SG folks would wise up to how much a compelling, layered, long-term nemesis figure brings to the table in a genre show like this. A Scorpius or a Sloan would have made the show so much better.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 23, 2004 11:59:57 am PST #8546 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Camulus had potential, but it seems it was squandered.

Perhaps they were hampered by the only women present that he could direct hottitude toward not being the sort that would buy into a charming enemy's line of BS?


sumi - Nov 23, 2004 12:01:23 pm PST #8547 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

ita, what does this mean:

He holds an Advanced Level Stage Fighting certificate.

And is pole vaulting a dorky sport? It is an Olympic Event (but then I saw Trampolene at the Olympics this time round):

Represented Wales in the national club finals for pole vaulting.

(Two more tidbits from PW's Imdb bio.)


DavidS - Nov 23, 2004 12:06:27 pm PST #8548 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And is pole vaulting a dorky sport?

No way! Pole vaulters are some of the best atheletes around. They have to have sprinter speed, the upper body strength and control of a gymnast and incredible coordination.