How the fuck has he been getting his hair cut all these years?
In the comics he would shave by using his heat vision bounced off a mirror. Or he could go under a red sun lamp if he wanted a perm.
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
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DavidS - Nov 11, 2004 2:56:22 pm PST #8374 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Nov 11, 2004 3:34:17 pm PST #8375 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They could put a wee bit of kryptonite on the blades.
Polter-Cow - Nov 11, 2004 4:09:40 pm PST #8376 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I guess he could just go to SuperCuts.
Kalshane - Nov 11, 2004 6:34:32 pm PST #8377 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Also, Clark's hair is invulnerable? How the fuck has he been getting his hair cut all these years?
I thought that was pretty silly too.
I guess he could just go to SuperCuts.
Why must you hurt me?
§ ita § - Nov 11, 2004 6:40:38 pm PST #8378 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Also, Clark's hair is invulnerable? How the fuck has he been getting his hair cut all these years?
I thought that was pretty silly too.
It is canon, though, isn't it? IIRC, the powers came on gradually, at least in one incarnation.
So is the magic thing, but they didn't need to make it look so dumb.
Kalshane - Nov 11, 2004 9:49:55 pm PST #8379 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
It is canon, though, isn't it? IIRC, the powers came on gradually, at least in one incarnation.
I guess. If not, one tussle with a supervillain and Supes would be asking Lex for fashion pointers. Though, in the same line, decency rules aside, I'm always amazed how Supes can get with a destructo-wave that could level a mountain and his spandex only gets a couple tears in it.
§ ita § - Nov 12, 2004 3:30:46 am PST #8380 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
how Supes can get with a destructo-wave that could level a mountain and his spandex only gets a couple tears in it.
I think John Byrne posited a super-invulnerable aura that protects things really close to him, including his costume.
DXMachina - Nov 12, 2004 3:43:26 am PST #8381 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In the original canon, Ma Kent took the blankets Kal was wrapped in from the rocket, unwove them down to threads, and made Clark's supersuit from that. The cloth was Kryptonian, thus invulnerable to rips, tears, punctures, and stains.
Polter-Cow - Nov 12, 2004 3:54:19 am PST #8382 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The cloth was Kryptonian, thus invulnerable to rips, tears, punctures, and stains.
Damn. You know, you'd think Krypton would be invulnerable to, I don't know, getting blown the fuck up.
DXMachina - Nov 12, 2004 3:56:05 am PST #8383 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Damn. You know, you'd think Krypton would be invulnerable to, I don't know, getting blown the fuck up.
Krypton was still circling its red sun when it blew up.